2024 will forever be remembered as the year in which Tony "Money" Khan not only won the fucking WAR against Weinstein Wrestling, he beat them so fucking bad that it started the downward spiral of Weinsteins!
- Will Ospreay, GREATEST wrestler of all time? AEW won.
- Modern day Antonio Inoki, the OTHER GREATEST wrestler of all time? Yep, AEW fuckin won.
- Mercedes Moné, a SUPERSTAR, a worldwide sensation, cousin of Snoop Dogg and the GREATEST women's wrestler of all time? Yep yep, AEW fuckin WON. Once again!
- All In Wembley being a huge success and humiliating Weinstein's Wrestleslopia. Easy W for AEW.
- NJPW + STARDOM + CMLL + AEW ALLIANCE against the EVIL FUCKING COMPANY? We did it, baby. AEW is leading the fuckin WAR.
- Taking in the victimized son of the EVIL FUCKING RAPIST on our side? Yep. We did it because we are THE GOOD GUYS.
We ain't stopping, Oinkies. This is a WAR. No mercy. You're going down in flames.
