>>15926800Gonna shoot with you, brother. Wrestling figs are the worst. GI Joes and Starwars dudes have always been way better. Even Dollar Store toys, because at least they have a reason for being the way they are. You're paying Transformers prices for these Duplo scale naked man dolls and most of them don't even move. Even when I was a little Taker mark, I'd never have wanted a wrestling fig. They look like shit, not to mention the difference in stakes. GI Joes are fighting terrorists and cults in third world shit holes to protect our freedoms. They fucking shoot people. Obi Wan Kenobi chopped off a dude's arm over some minor shit talking. Han Solo straight up murdered a debt collector. The Death Star blew up a fucking planet. Am I supposed to suspend my disbelief to such an extreme degree that I can imagine JBL in his little trunks has any business being in a physical confrontation with a ninja with a p90? Or a fucking robot that turns into a fighter jet? I don't think he could hang.
