>>15928019I do it.
I'd never directly say I'm gay, just imply it extremely heavily and become a beloved but overlooked comedy mid-carder.
Then after inevitably getting fired and going to AEW, I'd announce a live coming out party. I'd get some LGBT organizations to talk about it and everything.
Finally, I do the coming out party, surrounded by male strippers and homoerotic art, with a giant capsule hanging about the ring. After a countdown, the capsule explodes and a giant banner with "I'M STRAIGHT" pops out.
Then I clean house on the fags and make my run at the strap.
