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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:49:54 No.15944914 View View Reply Original Report

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vax status?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:50:53 No.15944919 Report

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>>15944914
Finally. Now we can focus on HOB and Bang Gang and shelve the patriarchy.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:51:35 No.15944922 Report

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>>15944914
Cum in lungs strikes again

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:52:09 No.15944926 Report

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>>15944914
KWAB

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:52:21 No.15944928 Report

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>>15944914
Unironically pretty scary. This nigga was probably moments away from death.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:52:38 No.15944929 Report

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Tony killed him so he can milk his health like Luke Harper huh? Same MO as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:53:26 No.15944933 Report

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>>15944914
>An AEW star is in rough shape after a scary medical situation.

>Former AEW Trios, Tag Team and TNT champion Luchasaurus, aka Killswitch is recovering after his fiance found him collapsed on Friday, September 27. He was rushed to the hospital where they found his blood oxygen below 80 percent and determined he had pneumonia in both longs. It was discovered that he was days away from permanent lung damage.

>Killswitch has been on oxygen in the days that have followed, and was told to expect a recovery of over a month. His in-ring return is unclear.

>He last wrestled at AEW London All In, wrestling in two matches. Prior to that, he'd only wrestled once in July, once in June, once in May, none at all in April, and once in March, working eight matches for the year total as he'd worked with Christian Cage and the Patriarchy.

>Fightful gained permission from those close to Killswitch/Luchasaurus before running this article.We wish Luchasaurus, real name Austin Matelson, a speedy recovery.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:53:30 No.15944934 Report

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>>15944914
Another One

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:53:31 No.15944935 Report

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>>15944914
YES WE FINALLY GET ANOTHER TRIBUTE SHOW!! YES MILLY!!!! FUCK YOU DRONES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:53:50 No.15944938 Report

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How the fuck do you not notice that your lungs are that fucked? He waited until he collapsed?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:54:24 No.15944942 Report

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>>15944914
Thats pretty fucked. How do you get full blown pneumonia as a healthy grown man?
My old manager at work got it and did the job but he was an old out of shape boomer that went hiking in the cold rain.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:55:08 No.15944948 Report

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>>15944914
Rest up Judas!

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 22:55:20 No.15944951 Report

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>>15944914

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:07:20 No.15945022 Report

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>>15944914
>you think your vape is causing this? here use this water pipe instead
classic christian

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:10:39 No.15945044 Report

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>>15945022
Kek, based Ribmaster!

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:12:48 No.15945065 Report

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>>15944938
They think they're just tired, until they start passing out

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:13:44 No.15945080 Report

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OKAY LUCHASAURUS, YOU INJURED FENIX SO WE COULD EXTEND HIS INJURY TIME, NOW YOU HAVE TO GET CUM IN LUNGS FOR THE TRIBUTE SHOW

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:16:14 No.15945098 Report

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Isn't he one of those new age hippy whack jobs? Would probably be 'living that van life' if he wasn't a wrestler. I grew up in a place full of these types and they're all fucking tapped. During covid they camped out in the woods for months because they couldn't bare to be alone because the people they lived with (parents and housemates) refused to let them break the rules. One of them confronted me when things started opening back up again and called me a sheep. His hair was pitted and his breath honked. I told him I would start shooting on all of them if he didn't back up. One his pals overheard and said I wouldn't do shit so I gave him a pure strike to the solar plexus and he went down like a sack of spuds. Later on they said the only reason they didn't go to the police is because they're corrupt lol

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:18:50 No.15945111 Report

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>>15944914
>cum in lungs part 2

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:19:09 No.15945113 Report

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>>15944914
OH NO ANOTHER CUMLUNG VICTIM WHAT THE FUCK!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:20:14 No.15945124 Report

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>>15945098
mmmmm lying isn't badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:20:46 No.15945127 Report

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>Brodie
>Bray
>Luchasaurus

Why is cum-in-lungs so dangerous?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:22:07 No.15945139 Report

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>>15944914
>him turning on christian is pushed back yet again
>>15944948
he looks like juice but taller

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:22:11 No.15945140 Report

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>Dikembe Mutombo
>Pete Rose
>Luchasaurus

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:22:45 No.15945145 Report

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>>15944914
Let this be a reminder to you chuds that you should get vaxxed and to stop listening to redneck boomers on Facebook about your physical well being.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:24:17 No.15945156 Report

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>>15944914
Man, they REALLY should’ve just let Nigel win the title shot at Wembley

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:25:41 No.15945171 Report

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>>15945140

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:28:54 No.15945192 Report

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>>15945124
I'm not lying bro. I never got into a single fight or even confrontation in my life until I reached my 30s and then certain people started to annoy me and I started to lose my chill. It's genuinely an incredible feeling letting yourself go like that. I don't go looking for trouble but if people go out of their way to piss me off or run their mouths about me I will absolutely sock them. Not a single one has gone to the police or tried to get revenge. It really is incredible how a heavy hand to the jaw, nose or body will shut up the loudest guy in the room for good. I say this as a guy who hated fighting and violence and would always try to defuse things, even with fights that I wasn't even involved in. Now I calmly explain what I will do if they don't settle down and if they keep up I'll just straight up clock a mother fucker.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:53:54 No.15945356 Report

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So Christian is gonna be stuck in booking purgatory for like two months now.
Great.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:57:54 No.15945385 Report

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>>15945356
Good. Spam some more unfunny memes Peepfag.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2024 23:58:47 No.15945397 Report

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>>15945385
Your dad is dead.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:02:10 No.15945433 Report

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>>15945385
You're here 24/7, Hangtroon. Are you rovert?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:02:44 No.15945442 Report

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Hahahaahahaha
Peep Pajeet is malding

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:03:33 No.15945453 Report

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>>15944914
more like extinctswitch

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:04:57 No.15945475 Report

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>Hahahaahahaha
>Peep Pajeet is malding

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:05:40 No.15945484 Report

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>>15945475
Off topic post.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:10:00 No.15945574 Report

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:13:16 No.15945629 Report

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>>15944933
Didn't gain HIS permission just someone vaguely "close" to him.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:15:59 No.15945692 Report

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>>15944938
As someone who ended up hospitalized with it, pneumonia shoot just feels like a bad cold mixed with a bit of fatigue
By the time I ended up actually going to the ER and getting told how fucked I was my O2 was at 78% and they basically carted me straight to a ventilator after scanning my cum lungs
Shit's scary

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:16:11 No.15945699 Report

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>>15945140
Kris Kristofferson died yesterday and Maggie Smith died Friday

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2024 00:53:13 No.15946365 Report

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>Cuminlung my friend, don’t you start away uneasy
>You poor old kwab, you see, it’s only me

>Do you still remember December’s Brodie Lee?
>When the cum that clings on to your lungs was screaming agony
>And you snatch your rattling last breaths
>With tiger driver sounds
>And the sickos coom like madness in the spring

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