>>15971636EAT SOME GODDAMN MEAT AND PROTEIN SON, YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY WOMEN WITH THOSE TWIGS YA CALL ARMS AND NOODLES YA CALL LEGS
OL STONE COLD'LL PUT YOU ON THE CURVE, AND I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
WHATCHA DO IS GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND BUY SKINLESS BONELESS CHICKEN
>WHATI SAID SKINLESS
>WHATBONELESS
>WHATHWHITE
>WHATCHICKEN, BOY
>WHATAND IT AIN'T CUZ OF NO SISSY SHIT LIKE YOU CAN'T STAND BONE, FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON IT'S HEALTHIER AND HAS MORE NUTRIENTS, DON'T ASK ME HOW THIS SHIT WORKS CUZ I WON'T HAVE JACK FOR YA
YOU CAN FIND A TEN POUND OF THESE SOME BITCHES USUALLY AT SAM'S
>WHATOR A COSTCO
>WHATAND THEY'RE MIGHTY CHEAP FOR A MONTH OF FOOD
>WHAT"BUT STEVE, I STILL FEEL SO WEAK!"
>WHATTHAT'S CUZ YA NEED VITAMIN D SON
>WHATAND I AIN'T TALKING THE ONE YOU ALREADY GET ON THE DAILY
>WHATVITAMIN D IS A SIMPLE REQUIREMENT: EITHER GIT YOUR CARCASS OUTSIDE IN DEE-RECT SUNLIGHT FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY, OR TAKE ONE SUPPLEMENT PILL OF D A DAY
NOW I SAID ONE
>WHATNOT TWO
>WHATNOT THREE
>WHATONE
>WHATYA DON'T WANT VITAMIN D POISONING YA SUMBITCH, THAT'LL MAKE THINGS WORSE
HAVIN PROPER D LEVELS IS OPTIMAL AND BALANCES OUT ISSUES SUCH AS:
DEPRESSION
>WHATBONE ACHES
>WHATMUSCLE SORENESS
>WHATFATIGUE
>WHATAND MANY OTHER PAIN IN THE ASSES THAT MAKE DRINKING BEER SUCK
D PILLS ARE ALSO PRETTY HANDY BUT NOT REQUIRED
LIKE STONE COLD SAID, DAILY SUN DOES THE TRICK, THESE ARE MORE RECCOMENDED FOR INTROVERTS
>WHATHOME WORKERS
>WHATAUTISTIC SPERGS LIKE YOU
>WHATAND IFF'N YA FIND IT DUBIOUS,
>WHATLOOK THE SHIT UP YOURSELF,
>WHATI AIN'T A GOOGLE MACHINE
>WHAT I'M A BEER DRINKING AND ASS KICKING MACHINE
>WHATDON'T LET THAT BE YOUR EXCUSE OF A "GOOD DIET" SO GET SOME DAMN MEAT AND EXERCISE IN YA BOY
>WHATNOW GO ON OUT THERE AND GET SOME C&D, CALL IT A CEASE AND DESIST BECAUSE IT'LL PUT A STOP TO YER MISERABLE LIFESTYLE AND MAKE YA FEEL GOOD AGAIN
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
>CUZ STONE COLD, SAID SO!CUZ STONE COLD, SAID SO!
