>Cue wavy flashback filter
>Remember last week, when my husband was knitting while we sat and watched Downton Abbey together.
>Remember how proud he was as he finished and handed me the outfit.
>Remember how hard it is for him to do things like this since the accident took his left hand and the vision in that eye, but he STILL loves me enough to want me to work in style, not that off-the-rack bullshit my "coworkers" have.
>Smile as my heart swells with love for my beautiful, generous man and hate for this pencil-necked geek that wants to shit on that just to make his emotionless ass feel better.
>Rip the limbs from this spider one at a time and beat him to death with them.
