>>16030619kek, exactly what happened is that when I was in 10th grade a senior I really liked wouldn't give me the time of day so I told all of my friends I was going to rape, then kill her. I was reported, the police were called (the police officer told me not to contact her, it wasn't really a restraining order) and I was permanently expelled. Fast forward a couple years later and I wanted to impress my friends so I sent my thema screenshot of me following her on instagram and sending her a message saying "lol, you know damn well you enjoyed EVERYTHING that happened"
A couple days later the police come by and arrest me and then that's how I went to jail.
When I got out, I ate
>an entire large pizza>a pound worth of hamburgers>4 cups of rice>a bag of pistachios>a pint of ice cream >end up puking 7 times that night 
