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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:58:57 No.16063105 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16063161 >>16064121 >>16064180 >>16064941 >>16064989 >>16065552

Mom says its my turn with the championship belt so you better lose to me next weekend in the trampoline match at the After Sunday School PPV

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 00:03:59 No.16063161 Report

Quoted By: >>16064007

>>16063105
Tell mom that finish doesn't work for me, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 01:09:23 No.16064007 Report

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>>16063161
I'm telling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 01:19:18 No.16064121 Report

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>>16063105
*passive aggressively stiffs you in the ring, no sells your moves, and intentionally botches important spots to ruin your big moment*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 01:23:02 No.16064164 Report

Quoted By: >>16065097

Anon, your brother has surpassed you in both workrate and promo skills. We'll draw a lot more with him as champion over you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 01:23:46 No.16064180 Report

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>>16063105
Sorry kid I'm sleeping with the booker and plans changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:00:47 No.16064941 Report

Quoted By: >>16064994 >>16065009

>>16063105
That reminds me of the time I stiffed a girl with a physical disability while wrestling on a trampoline as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:02:58 No.16064955 Report

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>After Sunday School PPV
>ASS PPV

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:13:37 No.16064989 Report

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>>16063105
Sorry, plans change, lil bro. I told mom about the mini m&ms tube, and that means I'm going over at ASS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:14:36 No.16064994 Report

Quoted By: >>16065386 >>16065559

>>16064941
Qrd?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:19:43 No.16065009 Report

Quoted By: >>16065017

>>16064941
>16 years old
>at Bible Camp
>playing football with the rest of the kids
>notice unbelievably gorgeous girl in a wheelchair on the sidelines
>make my way over there
>start talking with her
>find a tennis ball, start playing catch
>she opens up to me, tells me she's paralyzed from the waist down
>spend an hour or so talking
>asks me if I want to meet her by the lake at sunset
>it's actually happening.jpg
>show up at sunset
>she's sitting on a blanket with her chair folded up next to her
>sit down
>talk some more
>start making out
>start fingering her
>she whispers "fuck me" into my ear
>start fucking her
>it's kind of weird because her legs are flopping around and shit, but she seems to be into it
>suddenly hear a councilor yell "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?"
>oh shit
>tell her to run
>bolt into the woods holding my pants around my waist
>turn around
>wonder where she is
>suddenly it hits me
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:22:22 No.16065017 Report

Quoted By: >>16065564

>>16065009
I swear I heard a story similar to this before on /b/ years ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 03:42:25 No.16065097 Report

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>>16064164
Thanks, ma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 04:53:39 No.16065386 Report

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>>16064994
I was probably 6 or something. I only vaguely recall it. They moved out of the neighborhood not too long after that, I think. I gave my cousin a bloody nose for sure. I don't know why I was a violent child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 05:36:28 No.16065552 Report

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>>16063105
No

>SO YOU TAKE ME AND YOU BREAK ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 05:38:49 No.16065559 Report

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>>16064994
Your mom was my 8th grade science teacher, I banged her on your trampoline so hard she couldn't walk properly afterward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 05:40:21 No.16065564 Report

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>>16065017
you did, you heard that exact story, with that same image even

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