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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:55:53 No.16087419 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16087431 >>16087465 >>16087482 >>16087514 >>16087526 >>16087540 >>16087610 >>16087988 >>16087992 >>16087996 >>16088047 >>16088057 >>16088235 >>16088271

>”If I take a shit, I have to take a shower before I leave the house. I can’t shit and leave the house.” - Matt Cardona

Is this true for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:56:24 No.16087421 Report

Quoted By: >>16088014

get bro wipes, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:56:47 No.16087423 Report

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He has it backwards, you're supposed to shit before you take a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:58:31 No.16087431 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
based and literally me
toilet paper IS NOT enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:58:40 No.16087433 Report

Quoted By: >>16087442

You're supposed to shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:00:34 No.16087442 Report

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>>16087433
ok, Andre

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:04:31 No.16087465 Report

Quoted By: >>16088104 >>16088110

>>16087419
I wash my ass with soap and water after wiping with toilet paper and baby wipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:06:22 No.16087482 Report

Quoted By: >>16087533 >>16087564

>>16087419
he's too tan and it pisses me off, it's like significantly overboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:06:28 No.16087483 Report

Quoted By: >>16087708

this guy is either a messy wet shitter who drips liquid shit on his leg and the floor when he gets off the toilet or he saves on toilet paper by getting in the shower and bending over and letting the water clean his ass. the water actually is more thorough and doesn't miss any spots like the toilet paper might. you run the risk of a larger piece falling out and having to wait for it to wash down the drain. then you have to kick the water to push the turd towards the drain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:09:53 No.16087514 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
Use a bidet like a civilized human being

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:10:10 No.16087518 Report

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No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:11:08 No.16087526 Report

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>>16087419
No, I always try to poop at work. I want to be on the clock. If I ever poop at home I feel like I'm wasting time and money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:11:55 No.16087533 Report

Quoted By: >>16087599

>>16087482
It's heel work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:13:21 No.16087540 Report

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>>16087419
For sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:14:22 No.16087550 Report

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My poop is so firm and smooth and a shit at such an incredible velocity I don't need to wipe. I usually take a precautionary wipe, but it's so clean I could put it right back on the roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:16:35 No.16087564 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087482
Not tan enough brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:22:08 No.16087599 Report

Quoted By: >>16087626

>>16087533
i guess im kinda worked, it just makes him look so wrinkly and old, i really dont think he realizes that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:23:48 No.16087610 Report

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>>16087419
Nigga I have no problem not showering for a couple weeks and leaving the house. Just spray some axe on dog. I also have no problem with using public bathrooms or portapotties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:24:46 No.16087615 Report

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Only if I have the shits. I feel like Cardona needs a higher fiber diet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:25:29 No.16087626 Report

Quoted By: >>16087678

>>16087599

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:34:11 No.16087678 Report

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>>16087626
Huh, what happen?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 03:37:53 No.16087708 Report

Quoted By: >>16088019 >>16088285

>>16087483
The former. Using a muffler for years on end causes permanent damage to the anus, leading to a build up of scar tissue. Think of how a hose sprays sideways when you put your thumb over the end, and you get the idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:20:37 No.16087988 Report

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>>16087419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_WqGTFyLqU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:21:24 No.16087992 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:22:31 No.16087996 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
Yeah, no matter how clean the shit or how much I wipe I still feel dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:26:43 No.16088014 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087421
i use witch hazel on the tp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:27:03 No.16088019 Report

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>>16087708
One of my favorite stories ever for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:31:43 No.16088047 Report

Quoted By: >>16088073

>>16087419
Generally, yes. It's amazing and disrespectful how much other ppl reek when you actually pay attention to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:32:34 No.16088057 Report

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>>16087419
100% yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:34:02 No.16088073 Report

Quoted By: >>16088122

>>16088047
Blacks and browns aren't "people" in any meaningful way. The sooner you realize that the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:39:07 No.16088104 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087465
This is the way. Always wash ass with soap and water coz toilet paper doesn't get the job done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:39:54 No.16088110 Report

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>>16087465
>on /pw/
>being cleanly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:41:35 No.16088122 Report

Quoted By: >>16088181

>>16088073

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:49:59 No.16088181 Report

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>>16088122
Posting random pics isn't going to give the blacks or browns an internal monologue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 04:56:27 No.16088235 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
100%

I feel filthy after shitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:01:19 No.16088271 Report

Quoted By:

>>16087419
No but Cardona is one of the wrestlers who I non jokingly believe is autistic so him feeling the need to do something like this is believable.

sage

sage Fri 18 Oct 2024 05:03:51 No.16088285 Report

Quoted By: >>16088679

>>16087708
I don't think a muffler did it. Mufflers were something fat fucks used to avoid revolting the other guy with their ass stink.
Mid Cardona probably abused laxatives to look cut, and went on abusing them for the years he wasn't on TV and didn't need to look great anymore. Laxatives drop your water weight at the cost of traumatizing your colon and ass with frequent violent shitting.
Sphincter probably can't function now. So it probably can't hold back the traces of shit anymore that tend to stay around the colon, and his ass leaks shit smell all the time unless he takes a borderline colonic enema in the shower. Really life-ruining just to have big muscles on indie shows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 06:22:54 No.16088679 Report

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>>16088285
It was likely a combination of both. Abusing laxatives led to anal leaking, which led to the use of mufflers, which led to more seepage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2024 06:33:02 No.16088715 Report

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>not wiping until the blood washes it away
I don't understand

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