I went to the store
>WHAT
I said I went to checkout
>WHAT
Ol' Stone Cold had a Texas-size fart brewin
>WHAT
I felt a Royal Rumble in my ass
>WHAT
Finna open a can of Zyklon BSR
>WHAT
Next thing you know, the whole store smells like shit
>???
Sumbitch cashier WAS INDIAN