"Ah, Cucked Man Phil, welcome to MIZ TV!" Says the Miz enthusiastically, CM Punk pauses and opens his mouth, but the Miz stops him and says "See, Philly, the fact of the matter is I fucked your wife. That's right. In a threesome with my sex goddess of a wife. She dominated AJ, Punk. She manhandled her. The size difference? My god! I blew so many loads on both their bodies. Over and over again. It was the greatest time of my life!"