>>16214634Assuming you are posting in good faith its an extremely obvious parody from the first time, the entire thing is obviously silly playing up the trope of the pathetic worker who wants to be booked. The entire concept of the post is obviously a joke, Riochet is not actually picking a mystery partner anon, its the booker that decides who is in a match.
I assume almost all of the posts in this thread are from the same 3 or so autistic posters. You'd have to be either extremely mentally stunted and with no ability to read people's intentions, or (more likely) just memeing because Donovan Dijak is probably a designated lolcow for them.
If you weren't memeing and you genuinely thought it was a real post all I can say is that if you'd been a fan in the 90s you would still think its real.
