>"Man, shut cho corny ass up. If you wanna toss out that 4th wall, then let's do it. You wanna talk about how you're still here because I can't do my job? Bro, you're here when the money looks right. You unironically star in D list movies that 5 people at most go see. And if it's a box office hit, it's because you're a background or side character to other groups. You talk about loving the fans and uhh... what was it again that you said you wouldn't do? Leave them? You became a part timer because you felt like you were big enough to become a movie star. The same thing you criticized my cousin for. And now look at you. You went from carrying this show to carrying his bags because you'll always be the Jannetty to my cousin in all aspects. The Rock came back and everyone cheered for him and booed you. Any new star comes in and grts cheered over you and you start to wince in pain because you've never gotten pops like that in the longest. You will NEVER be more than just a last minute decision, John. You will never headline a movie. You will never be a bigger success outside of this place. You wanna call me "A GUY" but that's just your subconscious projecting what Vince and everyone else back then in your starting years called you. Because you were always the last choice. I've always been the first choice. THE GUY. And that's an accomplishment you will never have in your resume."
>cena does his usual shtick, removes hat and rubs back of head
>"Yeah, yeah keep rubbin that bald spot. Your hair plugs might fall off like the way your career has."
>cena stops and puts his cap back on quickly
>Wanna talk about hustle loyalty and respect why don't you respectfully do us a favor and hustle the hell outta my ring, ya has been bitch. Prove your loyalty to the crowd and never come back OOOAAAHHH
>*shoot spear Cena remove his hat, pull the camera to zoom in on his bald spot and move my hands around it like it's a crystal ball as a joke*
>toss cena out of my ring
