I was friends in grade school with this ADHD Filipino kid who would do stuff like make farting noises in class, run out into the floats during town parades, he had a paper route and one time we were at his house getting while he got it ready and there was one going to this girl we knew from school and he mushed up an apple strudel and shoved it in the bag and I took the front page and wiped my ass with it and left a giant skid mark on the front and he really delivered it. Anyway, the way this story relates to wrestling is that he was really into WWE and we would play SvR at my house all the time. Our one friend stunk really bad but was for some reason friends with this group of cute girls so we kept him around. Whenever we played SvR we had our self inserts we would pick and he didn't watch modern WWE so we always told him to pick Shelton Benjamin and that Shelton was a great wrestler while we snickered to ourselves. The reason was because we lyricsfagged our own version of it for him and it went:
"AIN'T GONNA WASHIN' ME NOW
MAN YOU STINK, NIGGA YOU STINK
MAN YOU STINK, NIGGA YOU STINK
AIN'T NO WASHIN' ME NOOOOO"
There was also this 7 foot tall nigger with a Carlito afro at highschool who we called Niggerlito. Anyway, that's my promo bros.
