>>16277116>>16278034Imagine being Kenny in that ring and having to be all like "damn, Hikaru Shida, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old jap in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kenny and not only stand in that ring while Hikaru Shida flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, match after match, hour after hour, while she perfected that spot. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone backstage tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HIKARU SHIDA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of teenage japs and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Tokyo in Japan. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with in McDonald’s in the previous months. And then Tony calls for another Match, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Kenny Omega. You're not going to lose your future twitch streaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
