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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:51:59 No.16280947 View View Reply Original Report

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I have an irl dancing gimmick that gets me extremely over with the 35 to 55 female demographic but I havent been able to seal my success with a virginity ending title run.
What should I do differently to seal the deal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:52:44 No.16280958 Report

Quoted By: >>16283619

>>16280947
u should do like owen "kwadb" hart kek jej lol lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:53:51 No.16280967 Report

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>>16280947
Stop being fat, acquire mic skills and money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:54:09 No.16280971 Report

Quoted By: >>16282497 >>16284008

>>16280947
Having the confidence to dance gets motherfuckers pussy like nothing else
A bitch sees you can move to the beat and she knows she's dealing with a groovy ass dude that'll fuck her right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:57:49 No.16281009 Report

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>>16280947
Keep it up. It's all about the money and the miles, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 01:59:01 No.16281018 Report

Quoted By: >>16281283 >>16281360 >>16281906 >>16282711

>>16280947
How is it possible to be a dancer and a virgin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 02:27:56 No.16281283 Report

Quoted By: >>16281349

>>16281018
He didn't say he was a good dancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 02:31:30 No.16281328 Report

Quoted By: >>16282663

Add a wedding ring to your ring gear. It'll pop the women big time. No joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 02:32:36 No.16281339 Report

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>>16280947
sounds like you need to come out with a hat or a cane, brother. keep grinding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 02:33:27 No.16281349 Report

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>>16281283
He said he was extremely over, so I assumed he was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 02:34:15 No.16281360 Report

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>>16281018
He's got all the tools he just needs to put it together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 03:30:09 No.16281906 Report

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>>16281018
You tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 03:36:21 No.16281941 Report

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>>16280947
work on your mic skills. I've seen a good bunch of awkward fat mfs that work the "nerdy nice guy" gimmick go on dates with 8/10s at the local mall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 03:38:47 No.16281960 Report

Quoted By: >>16282338 >>16282421

>>16280947
Dancing gimmicks are for midcarders.
You need to transition (heh) to a lady's man heel if your charisma allows it. The dancing will help but that should no longer be the focus.
Barring that, you should go supernatural. Stay away from the sun and women in general, let the resentment fester until you gain superpowers. This will never get you over, but permanently employed.

Kostas Gangstar

Kostas Gangstar Sun 17 Nov 2024 03:43:11 No.16281986 Report

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>>16280947
Dress good, take care of your facial hair, get you're midsection and arms in shape, be a good talker and don't be a pussy to do a move even if you fail, try again until you find someone, there's literally billions of others outside and someone is taking you're title

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 04:57:04 No.16282314 Report

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>>16280947
Gotta grab the pussy by the brass ring, brother. Maybe the other way around. Dunno. I've jobbed to too many fat chicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 04:58:16 No.16282321 Report

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>>16280947
You need long hair. It has to be wet all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 05:00:41 No.16282338 Report

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>>16281960
>Dancing gimmicks are for midcarders.
That's a bit generous for a jobber, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 05:18:39 No.16282421 Report

Quoted By: >>16282507

>>16281960
>Dancing gimmicks are for midcarders.
t. man that can't dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 05:31:27 No.16282497 Report

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>>16280971
unironically true, everytime I do MD and tear up the dance floor I pick up, you don't even need to dance good, anything beyond slightly bobbing to the music makes you look confident as fuck and instantly more attractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 05:32:49 No.16282507 Report

Quoted By: >>16282641

>>16282421
I wasn't kidding.
Wrestlers with dancer/singer gimmick have never made it beyond the occasional opener. And don't even try to bring up the Rock, his Rock concerts were not the main gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:02:51 No.16282641 Report

Quoted By: >>16282776

>>16282507
We're talking about real life here Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:06:38 No.16282663 Report

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>>16281328
Every woman is a homewrecker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:19:49 No.16282711 Report

Quoted By: >>16283467

>>16281018
The best dancer i ever saw was this hideous lanky pajeet. If he looked like a chad every single girl wouldve been all over her.
He moved better than michael

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:31:09 No.16282734 Report

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>>16280947
Remember that dating, like wrestling, is a looks and body business

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:41:39 No.16282776 Report

Quoted By: >>16282805 >>16283423 >>16283722

>>16282641
Same thing. Being able to dance CAN be a nice opener, but if that is your entire personality you won't get anywhere. It can only be a tiny piece of a larger whole. Dancing is not that impressive to women nowadays.
Now, martial arts on the other hand... ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:42:49 No.16282781 Report

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>>16280947
Same here. Go to 18 & up clubs. Young babes don't care if u can dance as long as u sneak them alcohol. That's how I get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:49:04 No.16282805 Report

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>>16282776
The easygoing confidence that comes with martial arts is literally lifechanging lad I'll give ya that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 09:30:16 No.16283423 Report

Quoted By: >>16283612

>>16282776
>martial arts
Kek what a fake though guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 09:40:30 No.16283466 Report

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>>16280947
Gain height. You sound like an insecure manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 09:40:49 No.16283467 Report

Quoted By: >>16283477 >>16283638

>>16282711
What's his name

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 09:43:41 No.16283477 Report

Quoted By: >>16283579 >>16283593

>>16283467
Izzy Moreno

She's Latinx so if u say "no", that means ur racist chud. I didn't make rules! ...so would u?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:03:52 No.16283579 Report

Quoted By: >>16283614 >>16283981

>>16283477
Are you aware that she's only 16 years young, yes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:06:06 No.16283593 Report

Quoted By: >>16283614

>>16283477
OH, MAMA MIA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:11:37 No.16283612 Report

Quoted By: >>16283629 >>16283653

>>16283423
I will give you and anyone else here the best advise they will ever get on this godforsaken board.
Try it. Just for a month. Whatever discipline you prefer. Then come back to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:11:52 No.16283614 Report

Quoted By: >>16283629

>>16283579
>>16283593
No fucking way that chick is 16
Who is she

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:13:08 No.16283619 Report

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>>16280958
Huh? What you mean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:16:03 No.16283629 Report

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>>16283612
>>16283614
She's Izzy and she's won 3 combat sports tournaments, lost the 4th to a boy wrestling as a girl and then turned her sights to professional wrestling

Hate he all you want, but don't forget to thank woke culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:17:49 No.16283638 Report

Quoted By: >>16283647

>>16283467
I deadass dont know it was at a club on halloween this year

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:19:06 No.16283647 Report

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>>16283638
was it one of those underground sex/prowrestling clubs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:21:33 No.16283653 Report

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>>16283612
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. Our history and tradition with dancing gimmicks is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a legit though guy status you didn’t receive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:32:27 No.16283722 Report

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>>16282776
>Now, martial arts on the other hand... ;)
All your sweaty man hugging will be for nothing once a Chud like me points a gun at your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 10:34:49 No.16283734 Report

Quoted By: >>16283857

>be 32
>only demo I pop are married 40+ years old women with kids
They think I'm their gay best friend, don't they

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 11:03:34 No.16283857 Report

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>>16283734
nah they want you to dick them down so get to it, tiger

Kostas Gangstar

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Kostas Gangstar Sun 17 Nov 2024 11:29:33 No.16283981 Report

Quoted By: >>16283990

>>16283579
Why yes I'm from Cunnystan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 11:32:21 No.16283990 Report

Quoted By: >>16284003

>>16283981
>Cosco Wangsta
I don't get your gimmick? You love black wrestlers but you hate old women?

What's your deal, bro. Anybody?

Kostas Gangstar

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Kostas Gangstar Sun 17 Nov 2024 11:38:43 No.16284003 Report

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>>16283990
Huh what you mean I only like Bobby Lashley and MVP and don't hate old women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 11:40:39 No.16284008 Report

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>>16280971
Unironically. There's nothing that turns women off than a dude on the dance floor who is clearly just scoping out chicks and then does the soft head nod and bob up and down on the spot shit. Bust a move and once you've got attention grab a girl by the hand and spin her around and dance and you'll be making out in no time.
After that is when you gotta put the moves on to bring her home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 12:11:24 No.16284084 Report

Quoted By: >>16284110 >>16284182

How is it so fucking hard for you marks to get laid these days? I have never had problem talking to a woman because I don't view them as something special that you have to treat delicately under very specific circumstances to get in their pants. Literally just talk to them like you do any other person. You don't have to dance or really anything physical to impress them. Just have an inkling of an interesting personality and confidence, that's literally it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 12:16:15 No.16284110 Report

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>>16284084
>Just have an inkling of an interesting personality and confidence, that's literally it
like being willing to dance
nobody's saying you can't just talk to them either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 12:36:57 No.16284182 Report

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>>16284084
>I have never had problem talking to a woman
We don't brag about our social skills here

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