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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 20:33:43 No.16286009 View View Reply Original Report

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[coconut news] New patch of Samoa just dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 20:35:35 No.16286014 Report

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Someday there will be a coconut nigger lumberjack match where every single person on the outside is some shade of Samoan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 20:36:45 No.16286018 Report

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how many are there exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 20:36:57 No.16286020 Report

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How many Samoans, Tongans or coconut islanders of all sorts are there in WWE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 20:37:10 No.16286021 Report

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>>16286009
Isn't this the one they pretended went missing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:04:24 No.16286174 Report

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>>16286018
Like an islands worth. They all coming to WWE.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:05:48 No.16286180 Report

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>>16286021
Guess he went on a journey....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:07:20 No.16286189 Report

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>>16286020
>>16286020
No one has an accurate number since it’s multiplies every day. WWE has samoan breeding camps at their headquarters and preparing to set up more. Why do you think they’re going to more international

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:09:27 No.16286199 Report

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>>16286009
>[coconut news]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:11:58 No.16286205 Report

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>>16286018

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:12:04 No.16286206 Report

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>>16286009
I'm tired Robbie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:13:12 No.16286209 Report

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>>16286205
KEK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:19:57 No.16286246 Report

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give these nigga their own league already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:20:22 No.16286248 Report

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journey isnt a real name, but if it was, it would be a girls name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:22:51 No.16286259 Report

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>>16286009
How is the rock an only child? Samoans fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:23:55 No.16286266 Report

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>>16286259
Soulman was on the road

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:19:02 No.16286533 Report

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>>16286259
He's the only acknowledged child.
Only acknowledged because Rocky was drunk as fuck when he said "sure you can be my son".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:26:41 No.16286569 Report

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heyman was right we're still in the first inning

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:33:37 No.16286607 Report

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>>16286009
what about juicy finau? finner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:34:47 No.16286610 Report

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>>16286009
>Jacob Fatu's brother
is he not also Jey, Jimmy and Solo's or have i been worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:39:18 No.16286633 Report

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>>16286607
>juicy finau
look, it's not really like me to say this sort of thing. but this nigga is U G L Y. Is he ugly enough to be dimes? There's a certain point where someone is ugly enough that it makes them interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:40:25 No.16286637 Report

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Do you think WWE kidnaps Samoan men and women to force them to make future members of the Bloodline?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:40:36 No.16286640 Report

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PERPETUAL COCONUT THEATER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:51:41 No.16286699 Report

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>>16286633
my sides are hurting. I never bothered to look him up I only knew his name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 22:57:22 No.16286715 Report

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>>16286205
Lololololol!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:00:56 No.16286734 Report

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>>16286610
>is he not also Jey, Jimmy and Solo's
Jacob is shoot their troubled cousin who got into wrestling after seeing the Usos on TV in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:09:00 No.16286772 Report

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>>16286009
They still have at least Zilla to bring in after him too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:14:22 No.16286789 Report

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This Samoan meme is the worst thing to happen to wrestling in 20 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:16:31 No.16286797 Report

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>>16286009
He looks like a balding jimmy uso

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:29:10 No.16286868 Report

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>>16286018
Imagine a factory on Samoa shitting out an endless stream of coconut niggers as this plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzLconK4Tw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:35:25 No.16286894 Report

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>>16286259
Samoan MEN fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:38:26 No.16286911 Report

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>>16286610
No I think those are Rikishi's kids, Solo is atleast and one of them is adopted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:42:48 No.16286930 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:44:46 No.16286937 Report

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>>16286797
If you squint he kinda looks like the Maharadja

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:48:42 No.16286954 Report

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Is Journey the most dimeless Samoan of all time or is that Zilla?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:49:55 No.16286957 Report

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>>16286954
Lance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:50:26 No.16286960 Report

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Who

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:52:57 No.16286980 Report

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>>16286954
manu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 23:54:57 No.16286988 Report

Quoted By: >>16287060

>>16286018
thamiko (solo, jimmy, jeys brother)
journey (jacobs brother
hikolea (tama & tangas brother)
lance (afa's grandson)
zilla (umaga son)
then older anoais like la smooth, samu, black pearl, manu
then unrelated tag partners like juicy finau & ativalu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:08:16 No.16287048 Report

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>>16286259
His father was always absent (black)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:11:30 No.16287060 Report

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>>16286988
>Ativalu
These sound like pills on a comercial for a disease you've never heard of. Non-spinal non-vulvar stapholomuscosis of the spine not inhibited by an A2-01 or A2-03 level increase in the first 6 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:12:00 No.16287062 Report

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>>16286205
>AYO UCE I'M A JEYDI, YEET!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:13:41 No.16287067 Report

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>>16286633
They signed Lance Anoa'i and that dude's face looks like it's collapsing in on itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:37:16 No.16287195 Report

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>>16286610
Jacob's dad is Tama/Tonga Kid whow as Haku's tag team partner in the '80s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:41:45 No.16287220 Report

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>>16287060
Ask your doctor about Ativalu, do not use if pregnant or operating heavy machinery. Side effects may include increased appetite, dizziness, dry mouth, coughing, coconut flavor sensations, gut irritation, hyper alertness, lactose intolerance, measles outbreaks, nose piercings, ovary cancer, pubic irritations, solo love, tube feet, ulcers, and death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:42:36 No.16287222 Report

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>>16286009
enough is enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:45:38 No.16287244 Report

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>>16287195
Who is also Umaga's brother...
Starting need a god damn conspiracy wall for this Samoan geneology

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:33:33 No.16287672 Report

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>>16287220
>coconut flavor sensations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 04:03:45 No.16288055 Report

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>>16286009
At this rate the rock is gonna get his ass fired, have some measurement man you can't hire all your fucking family
I don't think all of them would fit in the ring at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 05:32:45 No.16288314 Report

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>>16287244
He's Rikishi's twin brother and Umaga is their brother. So a twin had twins. Rosey was their cousin and was Roman's brother and played on the same high school football team as Emmitt Smith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 06:06:30 No.16288412 Report

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>>16286009
O'Doyle rules!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 06:35:37 No.16288521 Report

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>>16286868
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:38:24 No.16288994 Report

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>>16286533
Yeah, Rocky has seven children but only three were acknowledged because he was married when he had them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:39:59 No.16288995 Report

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>>16288994
WE HAVE RISEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:41:47 No.16288998 Report

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Why don’t these Samoans encourage their children to go to college instead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:48:28 No.16289007 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 10:27:37 No.16289060 Report

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>>16289007
"we didn't feel the need to include Journey Fatu on this one"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 10:28:33 No.16289063 Report

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I wish transracialism was a thing right now so I could still be the fat, lazy slob I am but claim to be Tongan and get a job in WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 10:56:06 No.16289104 Report

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>>16289007
>Dwayne johnson
>Danny Garcia
Kwab

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 11:43:52 No.16289196 Report

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>>16286205
Top jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 11:50:41 No.16289227 Report

Quoted By: >>16289280

>>16289007
Why is Snuka there? Who is the Western Samoan Chief? So Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa aren't related at all, not even through blood pacts or marriage or whatever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 11:53:53 No.16289238 Report

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>>16286205

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 12:11:04 No.16289272 Report

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>>16286259
It's funny how The Rock doesn't present himself as black at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 12:16:19 No.16289280 Report

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>>16289227
They're Haku's adopted kids. So they aren't blood related even though most of them see Haku as family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 12:35:31 No.16289313 Report

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>>16289007
Gary Albright is the Michaels, Deuce is the Janetty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 12:46:56 No.16289343 Report

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>>16289007
suprised they even added gary albright to the family tree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 12:47:25 No.16289345 Report

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>>16289104
Rocks wife isn't that good looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 13:11:52 No.16289446 Report

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I'm so very tired of Samoa.

>>16289313
Based Albright appreciator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 15:46:52 No.16289935 Report

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>>16286259
Because the other 6 didn't say "acknowledge me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 15:56:50 No.16289963 Report

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>>16289007
>Proves that not a single one of the family of coconuts is related to The Rock at all.
What was the point? This did far more harm than good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:03:05 No.16289990 Report

Quoted By: >>16290091

>>16286009
that doesn't even look like a real person. it looks like if you just made Jacob bald and removed his tattoos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:08:57 No.16290002 Report

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>>16286009
Alright, that's it, nuke Samoa right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:25:52 No.16290091 Report

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>>16289990
>siblings look alike
whoa, my worldview is blown

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Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:28:31 No.16290101 Report

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>hey anon, you wanna join us for the Ifoga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:34:33 No.16290122 Report

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>>16290091
unless they're twins, siblings tend to look different. my brother and i don't really look that similar even though we have the same parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:35:12 No.16290124 Report

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>>16290101
When is the third Uce debuting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:39:56 No.16290144 Report

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>>16290122
>my dad is a cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 18:35:13 No.16290582 Report

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>>16289007
The really named Solo Yokozuna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 18:37:31 No.16290591 Report

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>>16290124
is that not Jacob in the blue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 18:38:33 No.16290594 Report

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>>16290582
lmfao good catch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 19:33:56 No.16290770 Report

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>>16289007
>Snuka-Polamalu
Had to look it upt but she's apparently married to Troy Polamalu's cousin or something. So I guess Troy's part of the Bloodline too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 23:59:20 No.16291952 Report

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>>16286009
no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 01:32:52 No.16292696 Report

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>>16286018
47

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 05:53:02 No.16294319 Report

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>>16286018
92

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 05:59:28 No.16294354 Report

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>>16289007
Peter Maivia's real name was Fanene ANDERSON? Does that mean...!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 12:04:31 No.16295286 Report

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>>16294354
Wrestling has more than one...royal...family...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:14:58 No.16296108 Report

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>>16286009
he wont make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:47:12 No.16296941 Report

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>>16286018
225,681

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:53:31 No.16296975 Report

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>>16289007

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:58:32 No.16297000 Report

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>>16286018
There’s at least 500,000 Samoans in this world, and half of them are already wrestlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 19:02:27 No.16297018 Report

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>>16296975
Did they really show this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 19:08:12 No.16297049 Report

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>>16297018
'fraid so

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