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Quoted By: >>16294664 >>16294678 >>16294683
>Anon, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get banned for 3 days for going off-topic, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
>I don't hate you, anon. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the board.
>I hate this idea that you're the gayest. Because you're not. I'm the gayest. I'm the gayest in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing the janny's ass.
>You're as good as kissing the janny's ass as Ojama was. I don't know if you're as good as Hogwheels though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
>I am the gayest shitposter in the world.
>I've been the gayest since day one when I hopped on this board. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wolfie saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a NWOWolfpacTV guy. You know who else was a Wolfie guy? Carter. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Carter is I'm going to leave with the /pw/ championship
>I've grabbed so many of the mods brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the gayest on this board, in that gamethread, even in joshi threads! Nobody can touch me!
>I don't hate you, anon. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the board.
>I hate this idea that you're the gayest. Because you're not. I'm the gayest. I'm the gayest in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing the janny's ass.
>You're as good as kissing the janny's ass as Ojama was. I don't know if you're as good as Hogwheels though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
>I am the gayest shitposter in the world.
>I've been the gayest since day one when I hopped on this board. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wolfie saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a NWOWolfpacTV guy. You know who else was a Wolfie guy? Carter. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Carter is I'm going to leave with the /pw/ championship
>I've grabbed so many of the mods brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the gayest on this board, in that gamethread, even in joshi threads! Nobody can touch me!
