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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:10:14 No.16295417 View View Reply Original Report

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Book the segment...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:13:13 No.16295423 Report

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>>16295417
A deconstruction of coom bait, which is still coom bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:29:37 No.16295469 Report

Quoted By: >>16295481 >>16295534 >>16295953 >>16298363

>>16295417
>Both come out in lingerie
>Before they can speak my music hits (Not afraid by Eminem)
>HUGE POP
>I come out completely naked
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
>I hit the ring
>Mina kisses my neck
>Mariah gets on her knees
>YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!
>Before Mariah touches my dick I blast rope everywhere
>Crowd goes quiet
>Cut to shocked looking guys in the crowd
>I start stammering out an apology
>Mariah and Mina back away from me while looking disgusted
>Cut to a crying kid in the audience
>Crowd starts to boo
>BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
>I run up the ramp trying to fight back the tears
>WE WANT REFUNDS! WE WANT REFUNDS!
>Ratings come in next day
>650k

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:35:15 No.16295481 Report

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>>16295469
>Disappointed Mariah walks back up the ramp to the locker room
>"I AGREE, I AGREE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:40:04 No.16295493 Report

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>>16295417
>Mina will get champagne on her titties
Tone working overtime to beat the trannyfed allegations

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:41:23 No.16295497 Report

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>>16295417
Someone gets covered in champagne, there will probably be a kiss, it gets interrupted by who gives a shit and it goes on for way too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:44:30 No.16295505 Report

Quoted By: >>16296037

My prediction, not my booking, is lots of flirty nonsense building up to a long deep kiss between Mina and Mariah... Then Toni's music hits and they freeze like statues, eyes wide and lip locked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:45:12 No.16295508 Report

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>>16295417
Mina goes for the kiss, Mariah attacks her, cheap boos ensue, still nobody cares about Mariah May's championship run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:49:32 No.16295520 Report

Quoted By: >>16295528 >>16295536 >>16295541 >>16295587 >>16295772 >>16295960 >>16296136 >>16296285 >>16298107

Why are AEW fans all woke libtards, but they also love coomer diva segments?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:51:46 No.16295528 Report

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>>16295520
body positivity is my guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:52:08 No.16295531 Report

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>>16295417

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:53:26 No.16295534 Report

Quoted By: >>16298436

>>16295469
Okay but how did it do in the 18-49 demo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:53:42 No.16295536 Report

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>>16295520
'Libtards' are usually addicted to pornography and degeneracy, high rate of coomers. "Based" republichads think masturbation is evil and are obsessed with stupid gym bro shit like "nofap". Keep up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:55:08 No.16295541 Report

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>>16295520
Don't think too much, these are nothing but desperate attempts to appeal the 18-49 demo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 13:55:47 No.16295543 Report

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>>16295417
Start teasing each other until it turns into a molestation match for the title that far surpasses Trish/Mickie as both try to rape the other instead of just one woman trying to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:05:20 No.16295561 Report

Quoted By: >>16295570

>>16295417
Why are the names switched? That low key bugs me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:08:59 No.16295570 Report

Quoted By: >>16295578

>>16295561
Same.
Movie posters do this all the time and it bothers me like you can’t believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:12:44 No.16295578 Report

Quoted By: >>16295583

>>16295570
The reason it happens on movie posters is because there are contractual agreements in place about what order the names need to appear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:14:07 No.16295583 Report

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>>16295578
Ok but it still looks dumb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:14:44 No.16295587 Report

Quoted By: >>16295598 >>16298129

>>16295520
It's "empowering" when it's a woman's idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:17:41 No.16295598 Report

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>>16295587
Imagine what this coomer looks like irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:19:17 No.16295605 Report

Quoted By: >>16295616

>>16295417
>women's promo during a ppv
Tony truly is the worst booker of all time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:19:59 No.16295608 Report

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>>16295417
https://youtu.be/GzcxTdsE5qw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 14:23:16 No.16295616 Report

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>>16295605
It’s fine if it’s sex.
Rather tits than a match 2bh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 15:13:46 No.16295772 Report

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>>16295520
they are woke libtards but AEW is their religion so the company can do no wrong in their eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 15:48:20 No.16295929 Report

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>>16295417
The Hurt Business walk in

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 15:51:45 No.16295953 Report

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>>16295469
Hi, Tony!

Have to admit, I appreciate the honesty for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 15:52:54 No.16295960 Report

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>>16295520
Tony literally lets these whores write their own storylines and this is what they come up with. Its not like he's an 80yo man SHITTING on their hesds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 15:59:46 No.16296001 Report

Quoted By: >>16296015

>>16295417
Mariah attacks Mina and Toni makes the save

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:00:52 No.16296015 Report

Quoted By: >>16296056

>>16296001
Deonna and Taya attack the duo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:03:04 No.16296037 Report

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>>16295505
This but they don't even kiss because AEW is the most predictable bullshit. If Toni Storm is still on vacation then it gets interrupted by some random woman's tag team that Tiny threw together the night before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:04:53 No.16296052 Report

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>>16295417
Remember back in the attitude era when a diva was about to flash her tits at the audience only to have the segment ruined by the heel? Do that. Instead of Sgt Slaughter or the Right to Censor ruining things, have it be Deonna and Taya

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:05:41 No.16296056 Report

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>>16296015
No Toni is saving Mina which sets up a triple threat at Worlds End and then Toni wins the belt back at Grand Slam Australia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:20:52 No.16296136 Report

Quoted By: >>16296161 >>16296780

>>16295520

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:25:05 No.16296161 Report

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>>16296136
See also: Mick Foley.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:42:27 No.16296262 Report

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>>16295417
>Mariah and Mina wear sexy club party dresses and dance on the ramp
>Champagne in the ring
>Mariah cuts a droning promo
>We Want Wrestling chants (use plant if it doesn't happen naturally)
>Mariah: "No you don't, you've proven time and time again that you don't care about Women's Wrestling. You just want to see us shake our tits and ass in our underwear. Don't lie."
>Fans continue to chant for wrestling
>Mina pipes up and says "Why not both" and challenges Mariah to a "No Gear" match where the first girl to rip her opponents gear off gets to have all the champagne
>*mega poo*
>Mariah agrees, but just as they lock up, they turn back to the crowd and start laughing
>"We're wearing dresses, not gear! Looks like we can't have the match, way to prove my point!"
>Standard heel promo to finish
>Some "serious" women come out and strip them on the ramp

TLDR: I would basically rip this segment off. https://youtu.be/SXwOXcxT34c?si=eSwhAd5GxhLIBMqz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:45:04 No.16296285 Report

Quoted By: >>16296315 >>16298075

>>16295520
Why are cuckservatives angry incels?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:51:25 No.16296315 Report

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>>16296285
Red sweep, loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:21:53 No.16296780 Report

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>>16296136
>CM Punk
In before the Phil Defense Squad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 22:51:47 No.16298075 Report

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>>16296285
You lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 22:57:16 No.16298105 Report

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both come out barefoot and force me to lick their feet for a 10 minute segment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 22:57:28 No.16298107 Report

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>>16295520
It's empowering if the women push for it, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 23:01:17 No.16298129 Report

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>>16295587
People who get offended on behalf of others grind my gears to no end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 23:51:12 No.16298363 Report

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>>16295469
>>Ratings come in next day
>>650k
>Jesus kid, you just got us a new deal for Collision, we've never seen numbers this high. Tony's giving you the book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 00:00:53 No.16298426 Report

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>>16295417
I believe they are lowkey selling this on the premise that because it's PPV, *MAYBE* you might get to see Mina's boobs. Never know ;)
As for what will actually happen, Mariah will heel on Mina, maybe even as she's trying to show us the goods, Toni Storm return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 00:01:54 No.16298436 Report

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>>16295534
>18-49 demo
>a PPV
are you a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 00:04:30 No.16298447 Report

Quoted By: >>16298453

>>16295417
So she isn't defending the title at full gear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 00:05:51 No.16298453 Report

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>>16298447
Fraid not, TK forgot to build any challengers and made her fight Anna Jay 10 times instead.

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