>>16297685well they try but always with the wrong people, doing the wrong shit, doing too much shit, doing it too fast or slow, etc or any combination of those to make sure it sucks the most sucks possible.
You'd think the AEW equivalent would be someone like Brody King getting ambushed by Will Hobbs if they copied this segments blue print but in reality it would be Wheeler Yuta getting shooting star pressed by Hologram while 5 other wrestlers chant his name or some absurd shit like that and over in about a minute, then cut to a Dark Order segment in the locker room for some unrelated drama about someone stealing their bananas or something.