>>16325952It's amazing how this says nothing.
>>16326039>1) He actually looks the part, unlike 83.9% of all other "Suppa duppa stahs"Seeing the vast array of wrestlers with many body types, this makes no sense. Just say you like manly men since you are obviously gay.
>2) He sells like no other, even though most limp-wristed opponents barely reach to his crotchThere's many good sellers in the current product.
>3) When he shoot powerslams you hear it the next city overI'm not gonna even bother with this one.
>4) Invented his own unique finisher move instead of just another "uhhhh frog splash but I call it the Niggerdowner Mk5"Isn't his move literally just a running boot?
>5) All his promos are comedy gold due to his accentI don't think they're funny, but they're good. Clearly you are in the minority of why you like him.
>6) Rose up from the Indies. Worse, European Indies with 5 people in attendance, 6 if Margaret from the supermarket had a day off. Never complained, just put on shows....after being booted from WWE.
>7) Called the chosen one by VinceMcMahon. ...who booted him from WWE.
>And Vince decides who is a wrestler and who isn't.So I guess he wasn't a wrestler when he got fired, huh?
Anyway, holding Vince Cuckedy McScat's standards of what "makes a wrestler" is completely fucking stupid considering the objective amount of losses there's historically been with Vince fucking over and firing people for retarded reasons. I think you just might be an idiot who literally likes wrestling the same way one of those downie retards do.
