So they're finally here, flipping for you
Its the pissant fed known as AEW
Put your hands together, if you cant draw dimes
As we take you through this wrestling rhyme!
Huh!

TK
TONY KHAN

He's the leader of the bunch, you know he's silly
He books a show, that cant get a milly
If you want a good time youre shit out of luck
he wanks dogs and his sports teams suck
His favorite wrestler, is a 5 foot Jew
Hes the biggest KWAB in AEW

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TONY KHAN
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TONY KHAN IS HERE

This kongs a drunk, and the shields jannetty
his death match explosion looked like confetti
hes earning 6 mill while phoning it in
in every feud hes booked to win
back in the day, his matches were gory
if i watch him now, its likely to bore me

TK
TONY KHAN IS HERE

They have no style, they have no grace
These kongs have a funny face
When theye on TV, the ratings stunk
And got bitch slapped by CM Punk
theyre hall of famers, in their own heads
their only 5* matches are in meltzers bed

TK
TONY KHAN
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TONY KHAN IS HERE

This kong has never seen a gym
his arms are scrawny and his legs are slim
he much prefers performing on twitch
we can all agree hes a little bitch
in he killed the ratings in NXT
now hes here, we'll never be free

TK
TONY KHAN

This injured kong, should have stayed in japan
he can only get hard, if his partner's trans
his trios matches, are sure to suck
because hes tagging with a pair of cucks
gets paid a lot, but wrestles never
made a dimeless game called fight forever

TK
TONY KHAN
TK
TONY KHAN IS HERE

Now youve heard this rap, avoid their shows
because ive warned you, its sure to blow
a fed of clowns, worth less than doink
when rovert sees this hes finna oink!