THANKSGIVING IS A MYSTERY
VEGGIE ENTREES? NO ONE EATS!
SAVE SOME WHITE MEAT TURKEY FOR ME!

PILGRIMS LANDED LONG AGO
THEY ATE DINNER WITH TONTO
NOW EVERY WINTER'S EVE WE FEAST

I SEE THE LINE TO THE HAM
CRANBERRY SAUCE FROM THE CAN
ATE TOO MUCH, I CAN'T STAND

THAAAANKSGIVING!
THAAAANKSGIVING!