I have outlasted other posters.
Recognizable posters like Takertranny, etc, who used to post every single day but no longer post.
They're probably dead in real life, be it from car crashes, accidents, illnesses, or suicide. Probably a suicide with Takertranny, let's be honest.
And I will outlast you too, bitchtits.
Eventually, you will stop posting here because you will die. And then, this board will be so much better. And I will still be here, and you will be gone.
And I will laugh and think, 'Man, what a schizo.'
The really sad part is that that single thought will probably be the only time anyone even remembers you were alive in the first place.