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Quoted By: >>16505984 >>16507616 >>16508163
>no reputation as a tough guy whatsoever
>Is such a fake tough guy he has to put "Stone Cold" in his name to once again overcompensate
>Beat multiple women, including ex-wives and ex-GFs
>Ex Girlfriend accused him being a pedo, further proving he's a coward
>Drives monster trucks to compensate for his tiny dick
>Can't get his dead dick hard without cialis and viagra
>had gay relationship with Jim Ross
>Ultimately a fag
>All fags are cowards deep down
>Thinks his fake titles are real
>Constantly cried to Vince whenever he didn't get his way
>Took his ball and went home several times instead of looking Vince in the face like a man and telling him no
>too scared to confront Hacksaw Jim Duggan who threatened to shoot beat him up in 1994
>too scared to apologize to Masa Chono after breaking his neck in 1994
>too scared to confront Owen Hart after Owen broke his neck in 1997
>too scared to fight back the wild fan who attacked him in 1998. Haitch had to save austin's ass
>too scared to give a receipt to Booker T in 2001
>too scared to fake wrestle Brock in 2002 (what if he hits me for real?)
>Too much of a coward to get in better shape. Always maintained a beer guy look and coped about it being his "character"
>Didn't show up at Pillman's funeral which makes him even more of a cowardly piece of shit
>Did two fake tough guy boot camp reality tv shows to overcompensate not being a real man
>Hunts animals like a coward
>Never won a real fight his entire life
>Never did a real sport
>Not even Hollywood wanted to pretend this fake tough guy was a tough guy and they have literal chicks pretending to be tough guys in movies on the regular
>Stopped wrestling in 2003 because he was too much of a coward to keep going (oh my neck bla bla blah)
>Comes out of retirement for a fatass slob instead of doing a match with someone like Brock which would have drawn money
>Jobbed to Becky Lynch on his own flop show by getting a Stone Cold Stunner kek
Fuck this phony piece of shit
>Is such a fake tough guy he has to put "Stone Cold" in his name to once again overcompensate
>Beat multiple women, including ex-wives and ex-GFs
>Ex Girlfriend accused him being a pedo, further proving he's a coward
>Drives monster trucks to compensate for his tiny dick
>Can't get his dead dick hard without cialis and viagra
>had gay relationship with Jim Ross
>Ultimately a fag
>All fags are cowards deep down
>Thinks his fake titles are real
>Constantly cried to Vince whenever he didn't get his way
>Took his ball and went home several times instead of looking Vince in the face like a man and telling him no
>too scared to confront Hacksaw Jim Duggan who threatened to shoot beat him up in 1994
>too scared to apologize to Masa Chono after breaking his neck in 1994
>too scared to confront Owen Hart after Owen broke his neck in 1997
>too scared to fight back the wild fan who attacked him in 1998. Haitch had to save austin's ass
>too scared to give a receipt to Booker T in 2001
>too scared to fake wrestle Brock in 2002 (what if he hits me for real?)
>Too much of a coward to get in better shape. Always maintained a beer guy look and coped about it being his "character"
>Didn't show up at Pillman's funeral which makes him even more of a cowardly piece of shit
>Did two fake tough guy boot camp reality tv shows to overcompensate not being a real man
>Hunts animals like a coward
>Never won a real fight his entire life
>Never did a real sport
>Not even Hollywood wanted to pretend this fake tough guy was a tough guy and they have literal chicks pretending to be tough guys in movies on the regular
>Stopped wrestling in 2003 because he was too much of a coward to keep going (oh my neck bla bla blah)
>Comes out of retirement for a fatass slob instead of doing a match with someone like Brock which would have drawn money
>Jobbed to Becky Lynch on his own flop show by getting a Stone Cold Stunner kek
Fuck this phony piece of shit
