You know Vincent and Eric and Paul and Dusty,
James and Dutch and Antonio and Jeffery
But do you recall
The most famous Booker of all?
Tony the Coke-Nosed Booker
Had a very frosty nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it snows
All of the other Bookers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tony
Join in any Booker games
Then one foggy New Years Eve
Kenny came to say
"Tony, with your nose so white
Won't you book our show tonight?"
Then how the Bookers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Tony the Coked-Nosed Booker
You'll go down in history"