Tony the red-nosed booker
Has a really crappy show
And if you ever saw it
You would say "P-U-this blows!"

All of the other sickos
Used to laugh and call him names
They always mocked poor Tony
They tanked his cagematch rating

Then one dimeless Rampage-eve
Warnerbros came to say
Tony with your ratings so low
We've cancelled your wrestling show!

Now all the of peedub jeered him
As they shouted out with glee

Tony the red-nosed booker
You'll go down as KWABOTY!