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Quoted By: >>16551421
I cant sleep so i thought i would give rampage a chance, here is what i found
>MATCH 1
Some jacked dude and an Ugly native american vs a fatguy with amustace and some black dude. I thought i was stupid that this fat mustache man was doing jumpkicks but the Jacked dude looked great, the black guy kept getting knocked down alot and the native sucked, native pinned fatty with an immpressive slam
>Pic Related. Looks cool
>MATCH 2
some flippy dippy manlets fight some othe less flippy manlets. Squash match, the winners looked like spottemgottem and an ugly wigger, Lots of speed but no power, won anyway somehow. Also in this and the last match both were in the ring and the ref didnt do anything, why is it even a tag then then the champions called private party came out, did some stupid dance, i went to get a drink, i came back and they were being had back the belts by some guys in shirts. Have no idea what was going on.
>MATCH 3
Some black women called willow against a hot blonde. Wrestling was awful and blonde's outfit hurt my eyes. Willow won then some other hot blode comes out and jumps here with very bad fake punches.Then some trashy bar women scares them off, but ithen climbs away from willow. no idea why, commentaters just keep saying history.
>MATCH 4
currently ongoing. Some guy called brody king comes out in a paintball jacket and a fake plastic chain faces of against a knockoff rey mysterio. there was like 10 minutes of slapping. also brody kings is also flabby and his tattoos suck. Then it was this slow, tattooed lardass getting flipped on by some mexican, to little effect, but overplayed. Through him into the barricade a bit. then he wins with an unimpressive looking slam.
>MATCH 1
Some jacked dude and an Ugly native american vs a fatguy with amustace and some black dude. I thought i was stupid that this fat mustache man was doing jumpkicks but the Jacked dude looked great, the black guy kept getting knocked down alot and the native sucked, native pinned fatty with an immpressive slam
>Pic Related. Looks cool
>MATCH 2
some flippy dippy manlets fight some othe less flippy manlets. Squash match, the winners looked like spottemgottem and an ugly wigger, Lots of speed but no power, won anyway somehow. Also in this and the last match both were in the ring and the ref didnt do anything, why is it even a tag then then the champions called private party came out, did some stupid dance, i went to get a drink, i came back and they were being had back the belts by some guys in shirts. Have no idea what was going on.
>MATCH 3
Some black women called willow against a hot blonde. Wrestling was awful and blonde's outfit hurt my eyes. Willow won then some other hot blode comes out and jumps here with very bad fake punches.Then some trashy bar women scares them off, but ithen climbs away from willow. no idea why, commentaters just keep saying history.
>MATCH 4
currently ongoing. Some guy called brody king comes out in a paintball jacket and a fake plastic chain faces of against a knockoff rey mysterio. there was like 10 minutes of slapping. also brody kings is also flabby and his tattoos suck. Then it was this slow, tattooed lardass getting flipped on by some mexican, to little effect, but overplayed. Through him into the barricade a bit. then he wins with an unimpressive looking slam.
