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My gimmick is that I escaped from an insane asylum and i'm really fucking crazy. I paint my face like a killer clown and my entrance music is Sanitarium by Metallica. I don't cut promos, I just go growl into the mic and laugh maniacally, the only words I say are "doom" "pain" and "suffer". I carry a cow's heart to the ring and take bites out of it. In the ring, I'm impervious to pain and I can't be beaten. I don't sell and my opponents must cower, knowing they are helpless. When I'm going super saiyan, instead of dropping the straps (I wear a blood stained boiler suit so I can't) I lower my kickpads (under my boiler suit) and unleash karate kicks. My finisher is a middle rope Burning Hammer rolled into a Falcon Arrow called the KALI YUGA. Ring names I'm thinking about are AZRAEL or HERMES JUDAS LAVEY (HJL)

could i draw dimes? I'm basically 6ft with lifts if that matters.