>>16593658I book Jericho to shoot kill himself and heavily promote The Suicide of Jericho. By exploiting every loophole I possibly can and using bribes to the FCC I make it all completely legal. Of course the suicide will still have to be censored so what I do is I have Jericho shoot himself in the forehead with a captive bolt gun while he's hidden behind a black curtain. But by "accident" the curtain falls down after he shoots himself so viewers can see all the grisly details and watch his corpse twitch. The rest of the show is presented as a touching, heartfelt tribute to Jericho. Easy milly.
