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I'm off probation (2025), baby!!! Murder was the case that they gave me and I beat that shit! And thanks to Double Jeopardy laws, I can now talk about it freely. 2 years ago, I met a girl online and despite the red flags (she was an AEW fan), we went out on a date. Knocked on her door and sure enough, this chick had a dick! So I pulled out my sawed off and sent that aewtist back to Hell.
