[plapping noises] AAAAAAAAH HEEEEEEELLLLP THEY'RE FUCKING RAPING ME! NOOOOOOO! I'M GETTING RAPED BY A PACK OF AFRICAN GENTLEMEN! AAAAAH THIS IS TERRIBLE NO AH WAIT oh, now hold on a minute...this actually feels pretty good, don't stop now guys I'm really starting to enjoy myself here AAAAAAH FUCK THEY'RE HITTING ME WITH THEIR GUNS! I'M GETTING FUCKING PISTOL WHIPPED! I CHANGE MY MIND THIS IS AWFUL! HELP ME!