>>16630464Well you see anon, in this business, the only metric that matters is dimes. If you can't draw them, you suck. And Ospreay? Well, let's just say he could suck the paint off a trailer hitch. Now, this old jew named Dave has a big gay crush on Ospreay, and he doesn't want to accept his crush sucks at wrestling. So he makes up these star ratings so he can say "look! my boyfriend got 7 out of 5 stars! he's the best wrestler ever!". Ol' Dave can give Ospreay all the fake stars in the world but it doesn't change the fact he can't draw a real dime. And the bantu baby he's raising? Yeah, one day you just know he's gonna say "I'm sorry Jamal but I think you've had enough fried chicken for today" and that little monkey's gonna stab him. But on the bright side he'll do a flip on his way to the ground and it'll get called a 10.5 star match by a senile jewish homo.
