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AEW keeps the momentum rolling into the new year as Collision simulcasts on TNT and MAX for the very first time!>Rated FTR ("The Rated R Superstar" Cope, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler) vs. The Learning Tree ("The Nueve" Chris Jericho, Big Bill & Bryan Keith) >TNT Championship Match: Daniel Garcia (c) vs. Mark Briscoe >AEW World Tag Team Championship Match: Private Party (c) (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) vs. Action Andretti & Lio Rush >Deonna Purrazzo vs. Toni Storm >Jeff Jarrett in action
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>>16639888 Holy fucking GRIM: The Card
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Watching this then Wrestle Dynasty. Kino Saturday boys!
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Cope, Seethe, and Dilate going for the Trios titles!
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>>16639892 Kenny saving that Dynasty card
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>>16639888 Holy shit, after watching my first Dynamite in years thanks to MAX, I completely forgot there was another AEW show on tonight that I'm now able to watch! This is going to be so sweet! I LOVE AEW on MAX!
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>>16639943 Based AEW enjoyer!
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>>16639888 >AEW World Tag Team Championship Match: Private Party (c) (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) vs. Action Andretti & Lio Rush The state of this division.
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Missed my coomer Rampage match last night. We need a weekly goon spot match on Colizzy now.
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>>16639888 This will have more viewers than Smackdwon
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This company has too many midcard belts. Please get rid of the continental and international championship belts. It'll make the TNT belt more important, not that is now, but more than it is now.
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get young bussin or hook on Collision so they can get some reps in man c'mon
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>>16640470 Hook fuckin sucks just send him to NXT already
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Bros….this was supposed to be our show…
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>>16640505 Since there's no Rampage anymore they should have dark matches after Dynamite ends. Maybe they can get some reps there?
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>>16639888 Fucking hell faggot Garcia and private party vs who gives a shit are going to murder the ratings.
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>>16640675 Maybe he could wrestle some indies like all the other young talent that actually give a shit
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Don't want to watch WD and Kenny's big return half asleep so I'm gonna skip this show. Only thing worth watching on this card is Toni's thighs.
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>>16639888 didn't this show get cancelled?
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>>16640739 Actually you're thinking of Smackdown
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>>16640505 >>16640728 HOOKamaniac thread newfag
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>>16640876 but I watched Smackdown last night
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I can’t get good prompts with these. I was hoping she’d take her gown off or shake her butt when I typed those in.
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>>16640512 Buddy’s such a stud… mmhh
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>>16641149 >admits he watches WWE Anonymous
>>16641149 >I watched Smackdown Anonymous
>>16641149 >I watched Smackdown last night Anonymous
>>16641183 >>16641191 >>16641285 >Denying yourself the joy of watching Jacob Fatu to own the e piggies Anonymous
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>>16641315 >the joy of watching Jacob Fatu Anonymous
>>16641150 Wrong thread. We're not into women here.
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>>16641315 the guy that used to scam charities?
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>>16641820 wtf is this shit. Why DANTE AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>16641820 >Winner gets 100k Is this a shoot lol what the fuck
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>>16641820 they need to present the winner with one of those big checks after the match
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>>16641820 This is literally the full gear match but without buddy. Speaking of buddy why the fuck couldn’t we get him vs mortos and cage. MEAT.
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>>16641837 That seems retarded and awesome at the same time
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>>16641820 100k to Tony is like a 50 cents to him
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>>16641820 sex with beast mortos
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I'm just here for some Elton John
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>>16641922 >quotes a sex offender to sound deep KWAB
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WHY ARENT THE HOISE OF BLACK BOOOOOOOOKED GOD DAMNNIT IM SICK OF KOMMMMMMANDER AND LIONRUSHHHHHHSWJJZJSJDJHZ
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>>16642055 I forgot that’s back tonight, we won
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>>16642107 I only care for Justin Roberts desu
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>>16641820 mfw Dante takes the pin
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>>16642134 >jobber takes the pin Anonymous
>stacked-ass Collision >then Wrestle Dynasty an hour later
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>>16642150 >stacked >daniel Garcia >action Andretti >deonna >kommander >dante Anonymous
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>>16641820 >not calling Cage and Mortos' team "The Sex Machine" dropped ball, TK
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>>16642126 based and dapper yapperpilled
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>>16642150 >>stacked-ass Collision Bruh
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Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul.
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>>16642154 Everyone you named except Deonna is a talented pro wrestler, and Deonna's a dish. A deep dish.
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>>16642168 You’re pathetic Tony.
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>>16642163 I know, I know. It goes without saying. But I wanted to say it anyway.
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SATURDAY! SATURDAY!
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The max stream is so crisp bros
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COLD OPEN PROMOS
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>cold open promos
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Sir Elton John is All Elite again!
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>opening promos back >elton john back
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SATURDAY
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>Big Boom AJ in the intro
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>the sexual beast mortos
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we're back Colliders!
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>>16642172 You obsess about Tony every day and he doesn't even know you exist
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>SATURDAY >SATURDAY >SATURDAY
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Kek at that chick screaming
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based 4k mark briscoe
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SATURDAY NIGHT FOR FIGHTING
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how do I get a gf that's into wrestling where do you even find these women
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>ITZ TYME FO DA MAYNE EBENT
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>>16642213 probably at wrestling shows. maybe local shindie stuff.
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>not Dasha >No meaty arms >Can't get it
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>>16642213 you just get a gf and then watch it when she's around and she'll either get into it or you dump her, if you dick her down properly right before then it shouldn't be too hard. it's pavlovian.
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I have yet to find a single person who gives a single fuck about Garcia
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Garcia wearing Hogan colors?
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>>16642230 Deonna's coming out later lil nigga stay strong
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Garcia would look good in a miniskirt
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>JJ in action
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No match here cant be as shit as Shota vs ZSJr
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No house of black? This show is wack.
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>>16642241 collision colors
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>>16642230 arkitty has nice muscly arms
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Garcia realizing they like Briscoe more
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>>16642235 I'm Danny G's fan, AMA
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Garcia is missing something. He feels and looks very brand. Some of these niggas for get the pageantry side of pro-wrestling
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>>16642268 The Adam Cole issue.
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Garcia is just some guy. There's literally nothing interesting about him
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>>16642271 >not a good promo >awful and I awful look >the only time he was over was when he was doing a comedic dance which means he has to stop being a serious wrestler Anonymous
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>>16642241 a lot of wrestlers lowkey still love Hogan but can't say it or they'll get cancelled
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>shit! >What am I, yo bitch?
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>>16642271 He needs muscle. He looks like a girl.
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>>16642270 Without the dance, what is his character or gimmick?
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>>16642270 Is he a wrestler or a sports ennertaina?
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>>16642271 he's good when he goes over the top screaming on 'em, he's too vanilla otherwise
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they need to put briscoe front and center before he gets too old or heems himself
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when is Eddie BurgerKingston coming back?
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>>16642293 his gimmick should be a male stripper. then he can dance and thrust his junk in everyone's faces
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>>16642271 >Garcia is missing something A personality.
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>>16642308 Nothing will be better than Kingston and Moxley's gay love fued
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>>16642293 there's literally nothing wrong with a dancing gimmick
>>16642294 he walks in both worlds like the ghost rider
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Danny Garcia should tag team with Eddie Kingston when he returns
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>>16642322 kingston and moxley feud for custody of iwgp heavyweight champion shooter umino
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Kenny with get revenge for Eddie on Gabe tonight
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Danny Garcia should break his leg into a million pieces and be off television for a year like Eddie Kingston.
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wtf just happen on max? it said it was going to break and then it didnt? is this show taped?
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>>16642327 >there's literally nothing wrong with a dancing gimmick But he doesn't even do the dance anymore, or only for half a second.
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Garcia got booty blasted
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mine is showing live in the upper left corner
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>>16642337 Garcia thrusted the commercials away
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>>16642331 Make it a stair match and make it the All In Texas semi main.
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Reminder that Mark Briscoe has a shoot 140+ IQ
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Garcia is like watching paint dry
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Mark should’ve gotten the belt. Or fucking anyone else, I’d be fine with these three.
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>>16642345 that shit's attached to him for life and he's never getting away from it, whether he's figured it out yet or not. that's the power of the Jericho Vortex.
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>>16642355 where the fuck has El Toro Blanco Rush been?
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>>16642352 YOU GON' FUCK THAT CHICKEN BOY????
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They stiffing each other?
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Nige finna put DaddyMagic in a timeout
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go home boys go home
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>>16642355 Tony is too smart forums brained he only pushes Dean Malenko niggas
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>20 minutes of Garcia
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>>16642387 Don’t get me wrong. Buddy doesn’t have charisma but that can be easily fixed if he gets tv time. Rush has charisma and mortos is based. This Daniel Garcia experiment just does nothing for me.
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MARKMARKS WE GOT THIS
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>>16642381 they're both the kind of guy who doesn't mind working stiff
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I love AEW>20 minutes of Garcia and Brisco (both faces)
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We are going to time limit.
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Briscoe has the crowd. They're going to boo when he loses
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>>16642381 the lariats earlier looked like it
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>>16642412 Starting off a NEW ERA of Collision the only way Tony knows how, dimeless.
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Fuck that finish
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Garcia isn't a good character as a face.
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>>16642412 I do.
>roll-up finish outta nowhere nvm
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gay finish for a gay man
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I guess 2025 isn't Mark's year either
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>Roll up Garcia win after 20 minutes
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i would rather they give his time to yung bussin
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I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
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>Jay White feuding with Wooter Yooter
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Bro you can see how lukewarm the crowd was for Garcia.
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>20 minutes garcia match >roll up finish >giving poota promo time
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>he doesn't even do the dance anymore
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Imagine Jay losing.
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>mox lil bro-ing yuta
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>>16642442 Asheville, same as Dynamite
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based danny got em seething
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I like how well defined Shafir's boobs are in that shirt
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It's crazy how fun Dynamite is to how...fucking sleeper Collision is. How is the same guy booking both shows?
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MOX IS SPEAKING
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>what the hell are you talking about
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>>16642449 I should have read the header in thread, I am wrong
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>>16642446 He hasn’t done it for a while now.
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>>16642457 Collision is the wrestling show, Dynamite is the sports-entertainment show.
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>Double J
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>>16642457 This is a throw away collision because Wrestle Dynasty is tonight.
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>>16642457 >Saturday night prime time >Pay up for Elton John opening >Blow it on 20 minute roll up wins and jobber matches Jesus Christ, Tony
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>outlaw
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>dark jobber six years straight
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Mox is turning into Triple H and I hate it
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>>16642470 He literally just, just did it on top of the barrier you silly twat, put your phone down.
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I like Jarrett's barrel gut
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>>16642486 losing access to Bayley's fat ass awhile back.
definitely living the grim life.
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>>16642491 Nigga you think I’m going to watch a 20 minute Daniel Garcia match??
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>>16642488 Triple H but good.
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>>16642486 >steady paycheck and a basic cable appearance sounds like a sweet gig to me
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>>16642485 Bro out here eating Milk Steak.
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>Jarrett still squashing jobbers at 97 years old
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ARE THEY IN A HELICOPTER?! The fuck is that noise?
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Was this segment recorded in a jet engine?
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>>16642506 You love to see it and I'm not joking
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>I'm going to start slapping nuts and rupturing guts till someone gives me what I deserve
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>>16642506 based JJ going all 'that aint gonna work for me, SLAPNUTS'
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>>16642500 >I'm not going to actually watch the show but here's my opinion on it anyway Anonymous
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>>16642528 Fuck Punk and his FTR coat tail riders, where the FUCK are my FUCKING COLLISION COWBOYS???
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No one is watching this SHIT
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>Stephon
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based serial killer ricochet
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>>16642528 Juice Robinson was so fucking good during that run.
>>16642537 Jay is doing "main event stuff". Juice broke his foot after one CC match, the Gunns are MIA but supposedly on their way back.
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>>16642528 CMFTR<Cope, Seethe and Dilate
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Those spiky jackets are so kino
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>Lio Rush match
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>>16642528 Phil’s 30 minute tag team main events SUCKED and I’m tired of pretending they didn’t
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Red Cloyster shell jackets
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>Ricochet drops his "one and only" gimmick >Starts going by Trevor Richard's >New gimmick is he's an unhinged office worker nerd who is very violent
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Zesty bros we bout to get a win.
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Andretti needs to use his eye beams again
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are lio and action /fa/ approved?
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SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
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>>16642576 For me, it was the hydration situation
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why don't andretti and rush simply roll into private party
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kek at the white chick in the front vibin
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>>16642563 >it's the legion of zoom bussin' ong
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lol what a pair of fucking geeks.
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>>16642584 their spikes aren’t sharp
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>top flight and Andretti have gotten more tv time than the HOB
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>>16642584 They should paint their spike jackets blue so they always get a shot at the title holders
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>Gay Kenan and Kel vs. Gay Kenan and Kel (Blanco)
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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>>16642594 >that perfect amount of tummy HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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How do you finally get MAX streaming deal and decide this is the shit that's going to keep all the new people watching
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>>16642609 Tony's doing dry January, no white claws
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>>16642576 Based frenzy build
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>>16642598 who was the jannetty?
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who in the HECK is QUAY
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>>16642622 So does Daniel Garcia but here we are.
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>>16642626 it was a lio rush chant
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schiavone losing his train of thought more frequently i am afraid he may be developing dementia
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I want to have amnesiatic sex with Toni Storm
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>>16642636 It was a Cena sucks chant
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Who in the fucking fuck
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>>16642642 shouldn't have gotten vaxxed
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>>16642594 >Fat girls with tiny tits is a terrible combo Anonymous
>>16642654 Same reason swerve was champion. Pity.
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>>16642654 Me. And Tony listened. They deserve it.
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>>16642528 It's literally the same show minus punk. Trios matches included
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>>16642660 Not even in the same galaxy
Swerve has talent and a level of deservedness based upon performances.
I don't even know who private party are
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>>16642654 They're transitional champs for when they finally drop them to the Outrunners, of course.
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Schiavone really has just slipped between the cracks and managed to become an institution in pro wrestling despite lacking any discernible talent whatsoever.
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>>16642671 At least he got Britt
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>>16642669 No. Swerve had a title run because he cried on Twitter about wanting to be the first black champ and Tony had to give him a run.
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>>16642669 >I don't even know who private party are AEW originals who paid their dues.
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If you want this match to end, you must lick Mariah May's boots.
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Why is this match still going?!
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>>16642630 Daniel is better sadly
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>>16642674 Truthfully, Schiovane can't tell any of them apart
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>>16642690 lol. Even you don’t believe this.
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Somehow this feels even longer than Garcia vs Briscoe
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>>16642684 Is licking her butt and this match lasts the rest of the show an option?
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>>16642682 unironically this, some forgot about brother zay had to endure being with matt hardy
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Deonna reminds me of a chubby Jennifer White
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LFI should run down and kill everyone in the ring
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Can they just keep the camera on Leila Grey?
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>>16642706 him kissing Matt on the cheek was priceless
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Licking butter off of Leila's fingers
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If this match doesn't end in the next two minutes, I am going to start lewding Mortos.
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the rare quadruple jannetty match
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those jackets are the gayest things since gay came to gay town.
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>>16642731 And if it does, then I will lewd Mortos. Win win!
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>>16642719 What Tony does when he sees nxt win again.
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>Ref didn't care about interference >shoulders weren't down >crowd is asleep
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>>16642731 I guess you wont be sharing your sexy Mortos fan fiction tonight pal
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>>16642664 >They deserve it Anonymous
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>>16642731 we all know you're going to do it regardless
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>>16642744 Yes. They've been good, consistent workers and they deserve a chance to shine.
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>RATINGS ARE DYING
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Was that guy offering me popcorn?
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>>16642750 >good workers lose a lot so they should be rewarded Fuck off. You’ve got half your roster in catering doing nothing.
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Very Ranpage Collision thus far
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>>16642760 It’s been rampage 2.0 for a while now ever since they brought in ROH garbage.
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>>16642758 you're just jealous because they're eating
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>>16642760 Nah we'd need a Harley match for that
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>>16642775 We need Harley Gram back
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someone make thread #3 please
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>>16642775 She should be on every AEW show and PPV
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What does his shirt say?
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HOLY FUCK GET THESE BOOMER NIGGERS OFF MY TV
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ROH belt looks nice
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>LEDGEND >LEDGEND >LEDGEND
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>>16642800 Canadian education system baka
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based JeriGOAT is going to break Cope's ankles
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That was a sick burn
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What the, I'm actually looking forward to Chris vs Cope
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sick burn indeed
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>>16642822 A BOTTLE OF GERITOL ON A POLL MATCH
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cool camera shot
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Is it legal for that guy to record on his phone?
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>>16642771 Pounding the spaghetti out of Deonna
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