>>16673528Seriously, how in the blue hell was that a 10/10? 4 matches on the entire show, all singles matches. Zero dueling promos, just boring, super safe monologues. No angles I can even remember. No exciting, surprising moments that left me wondering what comes next and excited for it. All the faces win.
1) No DQ match between Roman and zero charisma fat fuck Solo that was just hitting each other with the same objects we always see and zero cool spots, and NO BLOOD! Then it descends into an overbooked disaster with all the run-ins and ref bumps. At least Solo got buried. May as well release him now. Jacob Fatu is the only one from his faction that should still have a job.
2) Boring, forgettable womemes slop. Dom tries to save it and get some heat at the end, but it's too late, goes nowhere, and is forgotten when Taker inexplicably comes out and rides his bike around the ring for no reason whatsoever.
3) Drew tries to carry the most astroturfed "top guy" in wrestling while the crowd takes a nap. Then once again the 6'5" jacked guy that's great at promos and can work has to take yet another loss.
4) Punk and Seth have one of the least impactful matches I've seen even by WWE standards. Very by the numbers that I can't remember a single spot that stands out. The finish was a botched mess that made both guys look like shitters.
Where was the variety? Why so few matches in 3 hours! Where were the promo battles? Why was the booking such shit? I enjoyed Saturday Night's Main Event, but Raw was a disaster.
