>>16676844Lmao all of you plebbit queers forget that Hogan was the hero of this story, did nothing wrong, said nothing wrong, and won in the end.
>Be The Immortal One>Linda divorces you, takes half your money, and makes up some infidelity claim to justify it>3 years later you finally cave to your friend Bubba's cuck fetish>His wife Heather illegally records you venting about your daughter's boyfriend>Bubba illegally records you having sex with Heather>Their plan all along has been to blackmail you>Immediately fuck it up by releasing the highly illegal part first>You sue Gawker for publishing it>They threaten to bring the audio about Brooke's boyfriend into evidence if you don't settle>You know how damaging it will be but you're a Real American who fights for what's right>Win the case, Gawker is bankrupt>You deal with the career destroying backlash>Every black wrestler who ever drew a dime speaks out in support of you>You regain your rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame>Bubba and Heather divorce>Linda divorces her teenage husband>Brooke heeded your advice and married a tall rich White NHL player so your rant was not in vain>You marry a hot young blonde>WWE begs you to come back for the Netflix premiere and your new beer becomes a major sponsorBut oh no a crowd of obese mexican troons booed him while 99% of fans don't know or care about some slur he said in a private conversation 12 years ago.
