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TONIGHT from Clarksville, Tennessee>"The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega RETURNS to Dynamite! >Toni Storm vs Kris Statlander vs Willow Nightingale >We hear from Jeff Jarrett >Bobby Lashley vs Mark Briscoe >MJF Appears LIVE! >Will Ospreay vs Buddy Matthews >Casino Gauntlet Match for an AEW World Championship shot at Maximum Carnage
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>Join the Army
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Send Danhausen!
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When is Omega coming out. Because once his segment is over there zero reason to watch the rest of this garbage show.
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>>16690286 still tone’ i’m afraid
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the rare pretty based battle royale
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Where the FUCK is she?
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>>16690273 Whats the endgame of the Toni triple threat?
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Jeff Jarrett wins, screencap this
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>>16690306 Casino gauntlet has always delivered so far
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>>16690299 Not convenient for the booking so Tony won't include him
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RYBACK SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
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>malakai leaving
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>be so fucking high you think the bus driver is a pop tart
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hobbs tights look like that 80s paper cup design they have at pizza places
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>>16690311 starting spot in the women's casino royal next week.
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Watch Kenny be a secret entrant
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>>16690324 eh hes barely there anyways. is miro still there?
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Slopdown got cancelled
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Absolutely fucking dimeless
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>>16690324 >I still have to watch him on Monday/Friday Anonymous
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>Antipop for Roddy
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>>16690278 I would put Anna over cleanly
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RODDY'S COMING FOR YOU MOX AND HE'S COMING TO GET HIS WIFE BACK BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS CHAIR
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the only thing undisputed about these faggots is their lack of dimes
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>undisputed kingdom is still a thing
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I’m vindicated. I told you fuckers Roddy is garbage.
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Hobbs vs the 8 Manlets
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Tony is incapable of pivoting. HE IS FUCKING INCAPABLE
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>that fucking cock shot
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Are there disqualifications in this match?
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Wheeler Yuta should not be employed
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tramp stamp bros the time is now
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"We have Damien Priest at home"
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jeez slow down with the spots guys. let some shit breathe. not everything has to be a fucking dragonball z tier get your shit in fest.
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....YES KEEP TOSSING RICOCHET AT EACH OTHER FUCKING DO IT
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Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
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big sumbitches
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>>16690372 Love all these dudes lol
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fuckin love this dork ass nigga ricoshet
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This is the worst non-tag one so far but it's still decent
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Why am I now thinking about the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal?
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>>16690370 Godsmack front row lookin ahh
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Sometimes I honestly forget until they do these spots where two guys keep popping up after taking moves that moved only do damage in AEW until they don’t.
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Yuta and Ricochet are literally in this match to be unlikable as possible and then get the shit kicked out of them every few minutes and thats great
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I am tired of these fucking elbow exchanging spots
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>reDRagon reunion
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Fucks sake Cole is winning isn't he
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BOBBY FISH NEXT
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>>16690376 kek. he's got coalburner braids tonight too.
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>>16690394 I put money on Ric'O
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>>16690394 Apparently Cole vs Mox was the original plan for World's End
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what year is this?
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>>16690394 it would be hilarious, ngl
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This really is a Jobber Battle Royal
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ok that sweep kick was pretty based ngl
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THE LAST OUTLAW IS HERE
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>>16690374 nobody likes grandpa shuffle restholds, boomer
we want ACTION
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>>16690391 they been killin it.
Great shit.
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Slapnuts time!
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oh fuck the Jarrett prediction may come true
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them white boys having their way with hobbs
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P dub g! p dub g!
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>>16690394 i didn't even consider it because the smol one is far from my mind at all times.
but you might be right.
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Shit's starting to get full...Speedball not showing up?
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>this guy could ruin a wet dream
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LMAO is it just me or did Jeff Jarrett get the biggest pop of this whole match so far
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YUGE MEGAPOP FOR DUBBA JAY BAYBAY
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Why are they doing this when Christian hasn't cashed in yet?
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Brawl to the back!
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>JJ is the most over guy in this match
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>>16690420 that's a bad sign that you have way too many shitters in your company that aren't over
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>>16690419 Fucking hilarious, Daddy Magic is so based
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Last Outlawbros, it’s time
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>>16690417 Imagine if he worked everyone by airing a pre-recorded stream
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>>16690420 He did, they are in TN
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double j might have the worst wrestling theme of all time.
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Kino Dynamite boys
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lol wtf i did not expect that
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Jarrett losing to Wheelie... dire
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PPPPPPPPOWERHOUSE
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wait is jeff jarret retired now?
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PPPPPP-POWERHOUSE
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Kangs for the win
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>>16690420 >>16690421 >>16690422 aren't they in a hillbilly town? makes sense
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I'M SO FUCKING WET RIGHT NOW
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>>16690423 Huh? They’re not suppose to crown number 1 contenders until Christian cashes in?
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>Hobbs wins
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Will Mox go full American History X on Hobbs in the promos/match ?
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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>>16690431 Kek nevermind then
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Uhhh...that was sudden...
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>>16690445 Get his random yearly push out the way early
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unexpected winner
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>>16690445 easy dub for mox
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Nice callback to the match where Hobbs got injured
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Live Sex Celebration with Anna next week?
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>Renee I'mma fuck you after I beat your husband
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Maximum Carnage?
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>>16690449 Isn't this the same match Christian won?
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Damn Renee you lookin fine
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>ending that doesn't make sense and throws a monkey wrench in all the ongoing rivalries
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they already fucking did mox vs hobbs for a world title
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>>16690447 he’s been pretty over in general for a while now, he got a monster pop at wembley
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>>16690420 They're literally in Jarrett country, Tennessee
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SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT
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renee looking moist and uncomfortable as usual
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I have no desire to see this match again.
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>YEAH RENEE IM GONNA DO TO YOUR HUSBAND WHAT MY UNCLES DID TO NASH BACK IN 92
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Ella Hollywood looks fine
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LMAO jarretts old ass just standing there
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Jeff looked like he didn't know the match ended
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kek he just punked Mox in front of his bitch
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Hobbs is gonna rape Mox next week
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>Renee licks her lips when Hobbs says he's gonna make her husband his bitch
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>>16690465 Anna Jay is a lucky woman!
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Hes gonna try and Nash Moxley
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Could we pick someone for Mox that at least might have a passing chance?
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Fuck it, give Hobbs the strap
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>>16690472 Same match type but it wasn’t for the same thing. Christian’s was for a contract whenever he wants. This one is for a shot next week.
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Mox finna get 92'd
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>>16690483 did they really?
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>>16690496 Whatever ends this Death Riders shit as soon as possible, sure give it to Hobbs
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>>16690483 It was actually the Hurt Business and the New Day using Woods time Machine to go back to 92 where they teamed up with Harlem Heat
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>>16690490 She wants to cuck Anna
But Anna would never stand for that I'd say
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remember when the dirtsheets reported the taz attack like it was a shoot?
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Worst gauntlet they've done and there's a women's one next week which is gonna be even worse. Bravo Tony you've killed the one good match type you've come up with.
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>>16690498 Of course it is
This company is trash
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>>16690434 uncultured swine take
read a book
go watch those awful TNA ppvs
Get a clue
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CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN JEFF
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MOVE OVER OLD STARS
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>MJF is gonna retire JJ
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Is Riccaboni replacing Taz?
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I feel bad for schiavone, ian is stealing his job
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that beard lookin crisp
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>>16690508 The tag one was way worse but yeah this was the worst normal one. Still think they should leave this match gimmick to a once or twice a year thing or even revolve a ppv around it.
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cheap heat segment with the most jewish faggot comin' thru
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>Militant Jew attacks Christian family man over religious beliefs
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MJF does not like the New Testament confirmed
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>>16690529 His people get burned by the bible
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>>16690520 Schiavone is too busy long dicking Britt Baker to care
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>I ain't like your usual obediant boomer, Max.. >I SUPPORT PALESTINE!!
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>Casually buries Yuta
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the new cameras are making double jj look extra old
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Guys, I just bought some gold from Jeff Jarrett. Said it will be here in 2- 56 weeks
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WHERE ARE THE MATCHES TONY
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don’t piss me off
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>>16690465 want to lick those sandy feet
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>>16690544 still a better investment than nft's
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>>16690544 Forgot about that
Why do boomers love grifting so damn much?
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don't trust the jew Double J
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the crowd looks so bored.
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If Jarret the booker now?
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DONT DO IT JJ, HE JUST WANTS TO STEAL YOUR GOLD
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Is MJF going to make Jeff a champion?
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God damn MJF's creative has been so shit since his comeback. Why are they doing this to him?
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Bring up the gold, Max. BRING UP THE GOLD.
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Calling a match one year out. Bold to assume Tony is going to remember any of what happened tonight in like two weeks time when he books these two in completely different angles.
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did Jarrett took it to far when he asked Max what happened to the uss liberty?
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This segment is going long
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>>16690557 >It's a gold nft Anonymous
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>>16690560 He's
>old >southern Prime mark for jews.
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>Do you know what we call kids like you around here? >One hit wonders
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>ADOLF HITLER *clap clap clap clap clap*
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This should have started the show
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>>16690563 it's a fine story to pop a tv rating and a retirement ppv buyrate
of course if he wins tony should be murdered
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Did he just say it's easy to kick out of the Rock Bottom?
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>>16690571 If he’s not next I’m just gonna catch it on YouTube tomorrow. This show has been hot shit so far and I regret tuning back in to Dynamite. Shit is so unambitious. Kenny is perhaps my last reason for keeping up with this company.
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>>16690582 JUSTIFIED KIKE CHANTS AT AEW DYNAMITE!
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>because that's what your people do
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Wrap it up boys! Kenny has to be in the ring by 9:55 pm!
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>>16690567 He books his own shit. Complain to him.
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>You came out to scheme and connive >Thats what you people do
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>Please could we get MJF away from Adam Cole and doing something else
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>COPE IS COMING NEXT
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That's right Tony, have a bunch of guys go out there and do promos to kill the crowd for Kenny you dumbass
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>Max, you scheme and connive
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I am SO ready to cope
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>as a very famous singer said, They don't really care about us
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>>16690606 LOL
Get fucked Faggy Omega queer
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>>16690593 American boomers unironically think they're "God's chosen"
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Wasting Omega's return till the end of the show, what Retard does that?
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>>16690608 Double J groyper gimmick
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>in the immortal words of Kendrick, Max, you're a fan, you're a fan, you're a fan
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I dragged my ass through this entire show to get to see Kenny now where the fuck is he?
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>>16690593 Last Outlaw telling it like it is
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The Edge vs Mox match at Revolution is 100% gonna be a deathmatch
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>>16690620 No one cares about your anti-draw
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>>16690622 Fuentes shoot drank Destiny's cum like it was catboy bathwater.
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>>16690619 They also thought smoking pot and bitching about their perfect lives being too good would somehow make the world a better place so fuck'em
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>>16690620 The same retard that books and/or somehow allows Kenny Omega when he is hotter than the fucking sun to lose to anyone worth talking about for like a year straight in the first year of AEW.
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Why did they have to rename him Cope? Right answers only.
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HOW WE COPING, BOYS
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I like Jeff. I like Max. I like them working together. Surprised people are down on this
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>Randomly show Darby's death
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>>16690647 Well that guy's dead. But Darby'll be fine once he find his non-union equivalent from Mexico.
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>>16690655 how does he keep getting away with it?!
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i havent watched aew for 4 months when did he become cope and why
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COPE AND SETHEE
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>>16690645 That is a fuckable anime loli tell me moar before I get into the Copes promo
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>Cope chants
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>>16690646 >still doing Dark Knight Joker facial expressions in his promos kek
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>no reaction for any of this promo because the death riders story is so incoherent
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>>16690644 He wants to be called Edge again and can't be in GayEW
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>Ledgend
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>the biggest sin is going after FTR
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I still think it’s so out of left field for Cope to come back to feud with Mox. It honestly makes more sense for it to be Omega as an exec who is fighting for his company.
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>>16690662 last week and becuaes hes vince-pilled
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>>16690647 Darby dying? Hes fucking immortal and has the power of Sting now. He cant be stopped only slowed down
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Tony did it, he killed the fucking crowd. Now Kenny's segment is gonna be shit.
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when did Darby become kill?
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>Zero reaction for FTR
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every time they say his name i laff
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>I beat Eddie Guerrero
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>57 year old jarrett promo segment followed by 51 year old cope promo segment
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Is that a mullet?
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>>16690647 Darby is just like Kenny. He dies, nobody remembers and he is back the next day
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based Cope trying to die in the ring back in the day
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i like how cope sounds when hes aggressive no homo
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>>16690684 No one cares about Faggy Omega
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WE LOVE YOU KENNY
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>>16690691 all elderly wrestling
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He got up and said THIS IS FUN SO COPE NIGGA
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This show and the direction these storylines are going right now are total ass.
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I'M COPING SO HARD RN BROS
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this nigga was always nothing more than your younger brother's friend's favorite wrestler.
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Doesn't doing this promo on Moxley just kill everything Hobbs did 30 minutes ago?
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>>16690702 >all elderly wrestling kek
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>>16690691 You forgot the hurt business segment (all members over 50)
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Hey AEW, Member when I wrestled a real talent like Eddie Guerrero
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>>16690693 oh fuck me how did I not see that
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>I BROKE MY LEG >AND I COPED
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JUST GET TO THE EDGE AND CHRISTIAN TAG RUN OR SOME SHIT JESUS CHRIST
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>dude rocky 3
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>>16690704 Never seen an AEW show before?
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no marina shafir
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What happened to Pac?
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Jesus Christ could they project any harder that Hobbes is an afterthought.
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they should run back the exploding barbed wire death match with edge and mox
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They should have Marina Shafir choke out Cope lmao
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>>16690704 Was raw THAT bad? I thought it was just a meme.
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How Drunk is Moxley tonight?
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>cash wheeler vs wheeler yuta
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>>16690724 Fix the explosions at the end and it would be kino
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I forgot what the Death Riders gimmick even is
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>>16690708 Yes but if Cope costs Mox the match next week it makes. I'll green text myself:
>implying AEW booking makes sense Anonymous
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Kek did FTR Bald just biff it?
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Does Mox have go away heat yet? I get he came through for the company when they needed it but jesus christ he's part of the reason the show's been ass for a while
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NO WE DON'T WANT FUCKING BETH PHOENIX TONY YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER
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I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
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>Edge too pussy to hit a girl
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>JUST SMACK HER
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only been watching for the kenny segment and this shit STINKS
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>>16690698 He is (and I can’t stress this enough) the last great thing on this show. The same people that don’t admit that are the same people that think this Death Riders garbage is great storytelling and Mox is a wrestling savant and Tony is booker of the century or whatever the fuck
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so what happend with the group that was gonna help with the Death Riders during the OC feud?
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weakest brawl i've seen in a while
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>>16690729 Apparently under 700K watched the debut which means its only downhill from there
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>YWN grab Marina's hair
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>>16690741 This is a glamazon board, anon
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>>16690718 Not my first rodeo, this is just really fucking below the bar. This shit sucks, just doing some cope and hoping Kenny has some kind of kino bit at the end.
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MOXLEY YOU’ll FINNA KNOW IT!
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>Moxley terrified
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>>16690747 >the last great thing on this show Stopped reading your asinine bullshit there
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Did they run from Hobb's nipples?
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>>16690708 Well atleast they had brains to make him look strong there. Still don't think this promo was necessary at all though.
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yeah that was all wasted time there.
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>>16690751 AEW must be on quite a downfall to be getting less than 700k then
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>>16690729 RAW and AEW are both shit right now. Wrestling is in the worst state its been in over 10 years. This is worse than 2020
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Fucking a. They know people tuned in for Kenny so they’re making sure he comes out last so we have to sit through and wade through all this bullshit.
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>three guys run away from one guy after beating up three other guys
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>>16690766 Daniel Garcia is pretty great huh? His hip thrust is based and Moxley not even remotely trying to do believable work or sell is giga dimes right?
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>>16690793 Yeah but it also makes sense to end with Kenny so that whoever he feuds with will carry over to the next show
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This slag looks like Morrisey in drag, still would though
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Imagine a 4some with these 3.
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>>16690745 is everything OK in the Magic household ?
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>>16690273 So, a milly us out of question again right?
