Hey, FUCK STICK! Who died an' made you king'a the fuckin post office?! Put on yer fuckin mask! I didn't know that votin for some orange insurrectionist pile'a fuckin pigshit suddenly gave you a fuckin medical degree, but regular SANE PEOPLE don't want ya slobberin on 'em during a GLOBAL FUCKIN PANDEMIC! Turn on the fuckin news, ya DIPSHIT! There's a whole new STRAIN, an' now they're talkin about an uptick in H1B, you irresponsible fucking nutcase! I'd like to go to the store without risking DEATH because yer slobberin' all over the fuckin cabbage!