I’m Boomerchsd, the man who sent Rovert, or should I say "Pigcrip," rolling back to the depths of internet obscurity.
Let me break it down for you all. You see, unlike our dear friend Rovert, who probably spent his holidays glued to a screen, idolizing wrestlers and living in a world of fantasy, I'm out here living a life that's actually worth something. I've got a wife, kids, and a bond that isn't limited to the digital void.
Imagine being Rovert, eh? No wife, no kids, just an endless scroll of outros and internet drama. Meanwhile, I'm here, Mr. Boomerchad, with hundreds of friends from all walks of life. Whether they're doctors, lawyers, or average joes like most of you, they know the value of a life well-lived, something Rovert seems incapable of grasping.
So, while Rovert is stuck in his wheelchair, both literally and metaphorically, I'm out here, enjoying the finer things in life, surrounded by people who actually give a damn.
It's a bit sad, don't you think? But hey, I'm the Boomer guy, and I couldn't care less. Now, I need some sleep.
Don’t forget to vote me into the 4chan pw cup team.
