>>16703122Remember when Trump had kayfably bought Raw? It was in ~2011 I think, and he had ideas like having guest stars. They could just do that again. The owners would be in the ring discussing poor ratings, hinting that they may shut down WWE. At this moment, Vince comes back and buys it back. And it's a fucking based Vince: "Quite frankly, it hurt my ass to sell WWE to you hooked noses... So FUCK OFF! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING! YOU'RE FIIIIIIIRREEEED!!!!!"
"Now, to celebrate this, the Female Royal Rumble will be a Strip Rumble!"