>>16747596BRRRRRRRR SHAVE IT OFF!
YOUR HAIR IS THERE, BUT MINE IS GONE (Gone, gone)
YOU CAN'T SEE IT, MY HAIR IS GONE (gone, gone)
IT'S A BALD SPOT, AND IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)
YOU CAN SEE IT, IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)
In case you forgot, or missed the spot, I’m still slick, no stray locks
My hairline stacked back, no spray can stop the fade’s drop
The bald king’s doing big business, I own this
It’s automatic I shave it, so you hear that razor hiss
A smooth dome and I stay on top, I’m rocking
‘Cause I’m blitzin’ all you curls with a sheen that’s shocking
Ain’t no way you greasin’ me, kid, I’m smooth as steel
Plus I keep it on wax like I’m part of the deal
I’m glistening, the crown that keeps on winnin’
Got the whole block staring at the glare I’m givin’
But, they’re wishin’ for waves they can’t save
Catch your boy holding tight to the smooth shave
I got my chrome polished, I brush the scalp like Colgate
In any weather, it’s never better, your boy is so sleek
You’ll never see me with a comb or technique
And if they laugh, let ‘em laugh, I keep their wigs on the run
Lay your brush down, it’s the bald head that won!
