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The God of Professional Wrestling, The Best Bout Machine, The Cleaner... KENNY OMEGA returns to the ring TONIGHT for the first time since May of 2023!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs for the AEW World Championship >"The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega >Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match (Winner gets Women’s World Title shot at Grand Slam Australia) >Christian Cage vs. Hook >Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt Syndicate >We’ll hear from Ricochet
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>>16752964 >#3 >First thread hasn't even reached 300 I know you're not good with numbers, but stop spamming the catalogue with this indie bullshit.
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>>16752964 >faking gamethread counts it's so funny that it matters to you
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>streamers falling down prematurely
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Come with me if you want to live
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>>16753024 It's a nice high school gym, perfect for GayEW
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>>16753003 >>16753008 The duality of faggot nigger e-drones
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Kenny is literally the only modern wrestler whose matches I care about
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BRIAN CAGE SLAMMING KENNI LIKE IT'S HIS WIFE WHILE DON CALLIS JOINS IN LIKE RODDY STRONG WISHES HE COULD BAH GAWD
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>kenny is busted open
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kek, based callis getting his shots in
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Kenny has no issues bumping which is a great sign
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wtf this is already better than raw
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>>16752964 This is the 4th thread. Get it right
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>>16752964 Thanks for drawing the house Miko-Senpai
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>>16753049 did you see his match with gabe? he has no issues with anything
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(((Don Callis)))
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DON GET AWAY FROM KENNY YOU BASTARD
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Hey gwuys, I don't thwink this Cage guy mwuscles are really natuwal
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bro this is already better than whatever the fuck happened on Raw on Netflix lol
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>>16753040 Still not watching the fed cult sis
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>Kenny >cooked
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>>16753066 FUCK. OFF. SOUR BOY.
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>>16753066 BOOOO SOUR BOY IS THE WORST
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>>16753066 swallow a shotgun sour boy
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It's so beautiful having him back bros
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>>16753066 HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEALL YA SOURBOY? SCRAM ALREADY!!
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>>16753069 Yeah but it's all downhill after this.
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Interesting kinography
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I wish Darby was there to do a based spot off the upper deck
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>>16753066 Fuck off sour BITCH
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>>16753066 Just because you are right and got dubs doesnt mean we will like you now Sourboy
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guys i've drank vodka all night and i'm not drink yet my stomach is bloated. Should i drink more?
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remember when they were trying to turn Brian Cage face only for Starsk to be massivly over with the crowd
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i liked that camerawork in that sequence
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>>16753060 Those intestines just got in his way just like Brock
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>Kenny is a "founding father of this company"
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>>16753104 His roots dig deep
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Cage going for the Cena hairdo
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>>16753100 Is Starks still employed?
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Brain Cage not holding back
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>>16753098 >The drone says as he posts overpushed headshrinkers Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
if they're pivoting to smaller venues for tv long-term, they should make sure they look cool like this
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Kenny get his ass
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Brian Cage is so fucking boring how is this the best return match for Omega Tony could think of?
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>>16753110 technically, yes
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>>16753110 yes but he’s not being used cause he’s a mark that denies creative
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>>16753121 and he's all 4 faces
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bros i have an intense desire to pull on kenny’s soft ramen noodle hair
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>>16753117 A couple of them will be crowd lumberjack matches
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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holy based that powerbomb off the top rope
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>>16753003 >>16753008 'tis tradition I'm afraid
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>>16753104 Father you say?
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I had to do a double-take: with the dark hair and the beard, Cage is bearing more than a passing resemblance to Rick Rude.
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wtf how are you guys a full minute ahead?
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Biden is delivering his farewell speech and you're watching this slop?
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Kenny's lion's mane has come loose
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Omega's look is S-Tier. AEW finally has their Roman Reigns
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>>16753144 I would put Anna over cleanly
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Kenny’s hair is kino right now
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long hair kenny is nice
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>>16753149 I wanna watch Pro Wrestiling not scripted normie comedy
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>>16753122 yes
Captcha: VAGS
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WE LOVE YOU KENNY!!!!!!
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kenny's theme reminds me of Smash Bros. music
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CLEANER IS BACK!!!
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Fletcher is AEW's Alex Wright
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>>16753144 >>16753154 *ahem*
WILL HOBBS IS A LUCKY MAN!
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Kenny MAKE A SPEECH TO BRIAN
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Kenny's gut is going to become some Super Punch-Out level of tells at the next PPV
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>>16753152 An NWO with Kenny and Roman would rule, dont need a third man
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really struggled to get cage up
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THE MEGA POWERS
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>>16753177 I LOVE YOU HOBBSBRO
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stop spoiling shit
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Ospreay/Kenny = Hogan/Macho Man
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>>16753183 I wanna put an unplanned but reluectently kept pregnancy in the lil Sailor slag on the left
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Tramp Stampers stay losing, sad.
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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAS A WRESTLER GOTTEN BEATEN DOWN AFTER A MATCH. TONY KHAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A NEW FORM OF STORYTELLING, ITS MAKING ME SPERG OUT ITS EVERY FUCKING WEEK EVERY STORYLINE
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AND
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I'm here for Takeshita only
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>>16753173 I mean it's by Masayoshi Soken and Nobuo Uematsu so
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>>16753183 Pac's birds corr
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>>16753183 Only the highest quality of slag for me
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EVERYONE WILL DO A RUN IN LMAOOOOO
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takeshita and kyle are based
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Kenni comes back and instant kino ensues
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>polite clapping
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>>16753182 Cage having to push himself up on the ropes to even get up into OWA position was awkward as fuck lmao
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>takeshita back in the states
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give me ace vs kenny
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>only good wrestlers in the ring now
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Kenny said fuck you and your title lmao
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>Look at my belt >NAH FUCK YOU
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>>16753199 lol it's probably gonna happen at least 2 more times tonight
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>ospreay and omega vs fletcher and takeshita
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do you guys think its Kyle v OSpreay at All in?
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Imagine if this was the main event scene
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Fletcher looks like Matt Damon
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>Kenny and Will still fighting Callis
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>>16753220 yea that was based
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take-a-shit with the black chuck taylors.
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>Don whispering to Takeshita to drag him away once he starts kicking
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AEW should revolve around all these guys not Jericho
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Was that WCW Thunder music?
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I am going to get Kyle Fletchers haircut
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>it’s an /fa/ vs /pw/ match
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how is this not the main event?
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>>16753227 Death Riders beat downs will continue until morale improves
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japanese theme takeshita
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That was one boring ass match.
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>>16753226 they literally teased kenny vs okada for all in
itll be kenny/ospreay vs takeshita/kyle at grand slam and maybe kenny vs takeshita or kenny vs ospreay at revolution
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That theme sounds like the old Nitro theme
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mfw the women's casino gauntlet main events over the world title
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WHOSE HOUSE?
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>>16753241 imagine a show built around these guys, Tony would never do something that smart
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DUBYA C DUBYA ?
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>>16753236 Golden Jets disappeared
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wait MVP is actually wrestling?
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Is this the old WCW song???
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i like this theme
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>the international champion standing tall, will ospreay
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>>16753259 if he says he can go, then let him go
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>>16753248 turn off raw then
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MVP isnt wrestling its gonna be Zak Knight
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You might be the Hurt Syndicate, but I'm the Fuck Syndicate
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>>16753272 >Ah HAAAAAAAAAHH Anonymous
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>Hurt syndicate
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>>16753272 it’s gonna be trevor
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>>16753203 >Final Fantasy composers Oh ok, thx for the info. I assumed it was made by a Japanese JRPG composer(s) or someone similar due to the sound.
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>>16753267 I'm here for it too.
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WE HURR PEOPLE
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Who remembers "The Reality" Zack Clayton?
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>>16753277 Enjoy the bubblegum then
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>Bill Maher stand up
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i'm the chew bubblegum syndicate
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i just now remembered for the first time in months that danielson was champ
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>>16753293 He had a good look
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>>16753293 Quite literally whomst
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What do you think the Main Ebento is?
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>HBO Max has forced ads and skips the intros of half the wrestlers
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I am about to order blue chews to see what happens
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>>16753272 i meant Kevin Knight lmao
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On a side note: Jaida Parker's group chat leaked and apparently Rhea fucked Jey Uso
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>>16753293 Didn't some of his cast members show up to a match?
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>THAT'S A DOZEN MOTHERFUCKERS
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KING OF NEW YORK, JERICHO
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>>16753309 Moxley vs Hobbs to put everyone to sleep and send the crowd home unhappy
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>from Kenny to Jericho
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>>16753322 i heard something about jaida is gonna get fired qrd?
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That promo went way too long for what it was
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mox should kill jericho to write him off
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I just can't hate Jericho no matter what people say I could watch him every week frfr
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a dozen mothafuckas
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Jericho cannot accept the fact that he is no longer creative nor funny
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JERICHO PLEASE NO
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>>16753250 I was going to point that out too, felt nostalgic.
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When's big lungs Samantha?
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schizo Ric'O has potential, ngl I'd mark out if he adds like a eye twitch to his promo
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>>16753344 The people hate him, but his stupid gimmicks will always be over with me brother
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>WHEELER IS A KNEELER ON FLOYD'S NECK!
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Is Ricoshit getting heel heat or go away heat?
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>Jericho haters worked again
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based serial killer trevor
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>>16753344 Its because even with his age he still has a great mind and never really fails toput on a good show. For fucks sake he made an old Japanese man walking behind him fucking hilarious
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>>16753315 the upside is your penis remains rock hard for an hour but you still cum in 30 seconds and then it starts telling you to smash a door into it 3/10 would not recommend that or the lsd I took
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Was that long hair Danielson throwing the thumbs down?
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Anyone who doesn't love jericho is a kneeler
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Mox Edge and Jericho in 2025 is terrorism
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TREVOR TATE WORKING THE MARKS
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ricochet still sucks
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Richard O'Shea what you got to say
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ricoshits aew theme is so good idc that its generic idc that its a mashup of wonder woman and xmen's themes
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>it was odd and awkward
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>>16753365 Ishii chase was kino
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golden scissors n the pocket is kino
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why scissors? thats like an anime schoolgirl weapon
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it's weird he looks like old Triple H with the glasses
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>>16753361 It was go away heat at first but turning heel is getting him legit heel heat
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>Cornette glasses
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kek this segment is amazing, I hope Ricochet starts crying too
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if Tony makes swerve job to this faggot..
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>WHEELER... IS A NIGGER
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>go home
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Lmao they hate Rick O'Shea
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>>16753383 Because he's bald
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the glasses are a nice touch
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THIS IS A RIPOFF OF THE NEW DAY
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>>16753383 He is establishing a navy suit for war
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>>16753383 Top tier Japanese schoolgirl weapon is a Yo-Yo
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>invades a man's house >throws paper toilet at a man >is somehow the good guy >for a fair retribution (fucking murder), Ricochet is the bad guy
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Rico stole the glasses gimmick from Roddy
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Richochet moving up into GOAT stooge to heel status
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wtf he's dimes now
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>>16753322 so Buddy Cuck isnt just a meme??
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>>16753383 >Throw toilet PAPER >Ricochet uses SCISSORS Scissors beats paper
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KEK based Nana
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Bro came out to look befuddled for 5 minutes
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>>16753361 There's no such thing as "go away" heat
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>hits you with a chair >does his dance
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>hits you with a chair >emotes
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>1 chair shot >does dance
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swerve was always mid
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>>16753426 When the Young Bucks are on TV every week and 200k people stop watching, that's go away heat
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>>16753422 Finally, an addition to my soi pointing guy image collection
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>>16753361 he's getting "crowd participation" laced with indifference heat.
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BASED NANA DOWNING THEN EMOTING TO GET THE ZOOMER AUDIENCE!
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Swerve has a great build rn man
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Kek the music keep playing reminds me of Anarchy in the Arena
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He ran out into the snow lmao
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I would suckle on Mercedes caramel bitties
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>>16753422 HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING
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why does tony keep making black people feud?
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i need to cum on the CEO's legs
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luv nana
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>I Swerve When I Drive x42
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>getting choked out by CEO during her practice
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where teh fuck is the casino match i dont care about any of this bullshit
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>>16753426 Negro pls, go away heat is alive and real
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>>16753447 Is he zoomed in or zoomed out rn?
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>Secondary & indie title "belt collector" gimmick
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>>16753457 Darkskin vs lightskin is a money feud every time
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I hate this uppity self centered CUNT
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WE HURT PEEPLE
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soon as swerves fed up with tony's disrespect he'll come back home
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>>16753322 No it was Jaida herself.
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WE HURT PEOPLE
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Nana pulled a fornite and emoted on a dude after hitting him with a chair
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it's like when the three uncles come to start the grill at the cookout
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>I DIDNT FINGER MY ASS
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When is Mina coming back? I miss her big boobies
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>>16753461 I NEED a Squid Game gf.
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we black people
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THAT chair shot took him out?
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You think Mercedes grinds on those trainees faces to welcome them to the business?
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man this crowd
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why they bookin these niggas like heels they're getting cheered in their matches
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WE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLE >WE HURT PEOPLE >WE HURT PEOPLE >WE HURT PEOPLE
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>>16753489 I think they might
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WE HURR PEEPO
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>>16753435 We don't post our delusions here
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>>16753435 Nope, by that logic the entire AEW promotion has go away heat (what happened to the several hundred thousands viewers that went away?)
Not go away heat, bad/lazy booking. That's not on the performers.
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>>16753422 He even did the pose
Surely he knows?
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>>16753488 not really, he played possum and rolled out of the way of the chain
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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Did that girl put her hair up for Mark Briscoe?
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GayEW has such dog shit entrance music
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lol why is bobby unboo-able?
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>private party combined 381 lbs
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>No more bouncer >No more local enhancement thots
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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they should turn on Mark and join MVP just have 1 but black faction
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MVP lookin' old as fuck
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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Why is the crowd fake cheering?
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>>16753513 One dude listed as 100lbs heavier than he actually is and wrestling Billy Jack Haynes in the mid-card because only Hogan really worked as a roided up superhuman
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There is no way private party has fans. They have always been garbage. Glad Hurt Syndicate is going to destroy their worthless career
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>>16753552 I think the story they did with Private Party could have worked better with a longer build leading to them winning the titles
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>>16753293 He's in FBI now. Plz understand
