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>tonight.... friday night special announcement
>Triple H comes out to a roaring crowd
>"TONIGHTTUUUUHHHHH.... WE UHHH WILL HAVE THEGREATEST SMACKDOWN IN HISTORYUHHHH- HGGGNGHFGHFNRRNFNFM"
>H proceeds to have a heart attack and die in the middle of the ring
>crowd cheer
>"YOU DESERVE IT *clap clap clapclapclap*"
>suddenly
>chance.....
>Crowd tweakin,snap their necks to the entrance ramp
>IT'S HIM
>theme song change to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld88qorqwnE&ab_channel=IliasFS
>Michael Cole "AWFUCK IT'S HIM IT'SD HIM HE'S BACK
>Pat mcafee tard noises
>Vince mcmahon returns in a pimpoutfit
>struts into the ring with his pimp cane which has a black dildo at the top like some hunter spear
>gets in ring starts dancing over H's dead body thst has attracted flies now
>"RAHHHHH BITCH I'M BACCCKKKKKK"
>crowd goes insane
>dildos flying into the ring
>NOW THAT I'M FUARKIN BACK, WHAT SHOULD I DO TO TRIPLE KWAB?!?!
>crowd chant
>WE WANT POOPIES
>"ALRIGHT YOU SICK SONUVABITCHES I'LL GIVE YA WHAT YOU WANT"
>vince strips naked, leaving only his durag on
>shits on H's dead corspe's head
>vince stops and grabs the mic again
>"WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT SHITDOWN BAHAHAHAHAHAH"
>proceeds to shit on corpse again and then shoves his dildo cane inside H's arsehole
>"YEAH I'M BURYING BOOKER T AGAIN..... IN YOUR ARSEHOLE THIS TIME BAHAHHA"
>*cut to booker in the lockerroom*
>"awww yeah... this sucka here reminds me of the time i raped that cracker ass bitch kevin r nash in the summer of 92 SHUCKY DUCKY KWAB KWAB!!!"
>show cuts to commercials