I LARPED AS A BIRD AND THE FANS SAID GO TO HELL
I TRIED TO FLY BUT I JUST FELL
I TRIED TO DANCE TO A STUPID SONG
BUT ALL I KNOW IS FALLING DOWN
BUT THERE IS ONE THING
THAT I'VE ACHIEVED
AND IT REVOLVES
AROUND A BOX OF CHEESE
I'LL NEVER WIN THE WORLD TITLE
THE WOMEN'S OR THE TAG
BUT I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION
THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD
NO ONE LOVES CHEEZ-ITS
MORE THAN MEEEEEEEE
I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THEM
WHEN I FLEW INTO THE UGLY TREE
I'LL NEVER WIN THE WORLD TITLE
THE WOMEN'S OR THE TAG
BUT I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION
THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD
YEAH I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION
THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD
Country version:
https://suno.com/song/a19c19bd-1ffd-478b-8e0d-2226333d67f6Metal Version:
https://suno.com/song/f0744b93-5f5d-41f1-ac9d-6739e58bedb2Funk version:
https://suno.com/song/853b8bed-aa08-497a-ba39-cb865e9febae 
