>Junior Soprano is standing in the kitchen cursing his misfortunes after having made a mess with the kitchen blender. Tony Soprano walks in and greets Junior. It's obvious Tony understands the hardships Junior is going through. Tony quickly turns their meeting into a conversation over Junior's health...

Tony Soprano: "Well, you know, you're getting better. That's the important thing. You look better too."
Junior Soprano: "If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car, wants to tongue my balls."
Tony Soprano: "Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away."