I got the autism in my soul,
Every match I'm in control,
I wear a mask, not for the 'rona, but for anonymity,
The crowd's all virgins, about to blow,
Waiting for me to start the show,
Through the curtain, I'm the Chad of /pw/!

I am the Meme King, the Autist's Dream,
I'll make you laugh, I'll make you kek, I'll make you scream!
With my Kingdom, my Meme Kingdom,
Where every match ends with a Pepe meme!

I've got Nash Posting in my veins,
Every post I do is for the gains,
I'll hit you with the "Finna" glasses,
Crowd goes wild, they're all my bitches,
I'll hit you with a "Ding-Dong Diddly" switch,
My promos are the stuff of legends, like "Navy Seal" copypasta!

I am the Meme King, the Autist's Dream,
I'll make you laugh, I'll make you kek, I'll make you scream!
With my Kingdom, my Meme Kingdom,
Where every match ends with a Pepe meme!

No more Stardust, I'm the Chad now,
I'll hit you with a "Snakeposting" wow!
My gear's all about that "Expanding Brain",
I’m here to claim this digital domain!

I'll throw a "Surprised Pikachu" at you,
When I hit that Cross Rhodes, it's true,
I'm the reason they say "I used to think wrestling was fake",
But now they know, it's just a meme cake,
I'll be the "Disaster Girl" of your night,
In /pw/, I'm the one who's right!

I am the Meme King, the Autist's Dream,
I'll make you laugh, I'll make you kek, I'll make you scream!
With my Kingdom, my Meme Kingdom,
Where every match ends with a Pepe meme!

So, gather 'round, you fellow anons,
In my Meme Kingdom, we'll have our fun,
With every "Wojak" and "Basedjak" in sight,
I'll be your "American Nightmare" tonight!