It's no secret AEW is on its last legs. Ratings are down, attendance is down, and reddit has converted to E-chadism. However, it needs to be dealt a killing blow. Tony will continue to blow money to keep his vanity fed alive no matter the cost. So we need to take action. My proposal? Someone needs to rape Tony.

We find the E-God with the fattest cock we have available, and we have them tear Tony's brown bussy up. This will break his spirit, should we be able to achieve this. AEW is bad for wrestling and needs to be put out of business. Post rape Tony will not be able to continue and we can save this industry from his toxic influence. I would argue it is morally right to give Tony an Ring.

As for logicistic, we know Tony is at every AEW show. It should not be hard to sneak backstage and find him. Perhaps a team should be arranged so they can keep security off long enough to get the deed done. I am open to ideas, but wanted to throw out this proposal first.