>Bret knew
>Shawn knew
>X-Pac knew
>Haitch knew
>Doink knew
>Vince knew
>Patterson knew
>Rock knew
>DDP knew
>Briscoe knew
>Lethal knew
>Hemme knew
>JJ Dillon knew
>Tim White knew
>Mike McGuirk knew
>Gordon Solie knew
>Crash Holly knew
>The janitor at CNN knew
>Shane knew
>Sabu knew
>Mark Henry knew
>Ted Turner knew
>Ralphus knew
>WCW ref Mark Curtis knew
>Wrestling Bio's guy knows
>Misawa knew
>Liger knew
>Tanahashi knows
>Big Show knew
>Paul Wight knew
>Captain Insano knew
>Hogan knew
>Suicide knew
>Jacob Cass knew
>Warrior knew
>Stan Hansen knew
>The Bushwhackers knew
>Savage knew
>Entire ECW lockerroom knew
>Those who found out later found it as hilarious as we do.
Kevin Nash was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummuxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight end end nonstop by the entire African American community residing in the city of Compton in the mystifyingly hot summer of 1992. And wolfpedo cried and jerked off in the corner while it happened.
Now you know....
