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>Dear Jim Cornette,
>It has come to my attention within the past 24 hours that your beloved dog, "Harley-Quinn Cornette", has passed on due to medical complications. News of her passing has reached me because you uploaded information on this to your Youtube channel, the specific video of which is monetized and full of well-wishes on behalf of your concurrent fanbase.
>While I would never wish death upon a dog, as it is a ontologically innocent creature incapable of malice, you have repeatedly expressed your personal desire to see both me and my family suffer whenever possible. While I do not tune into your show personally, your fanbase - the very same ones who express saccharine, phony sympathy for Harley-Quinn in your video's comments - takes it upon themselves to let me know whenever you wish death upon me and my loved ones. Apparently this is very frequently.
>If you are still reading this, I would just like for you to know that, uniquely, news of Harley-Quinn's passing reached me in this same context. Tuning into your show to hear you blubbering over her improved my day; it may be inferred that, in a roundabout way, your dog's death directly benefited me while directly harming you. The vice-versa has yet to happen with any member of my family and yourself, despite your worst wishes. I hope you'll consider the possibility that this is God (who you do not believe in, but nonetheless exists) punishing you for your enduring malice.
>Once again: the demise of your small, yapping, piss-prone dog for old ladies - which you only own because your wife will not let you fuck her, let alone for the purposes of conception - improved my life, if only for one day. You may endure the rest of your self-imposed, miserable life knowing this to be true. I am confident you will learn nothing from this, take no time to reflect and continue to pray awful things happen to me and my family while your audience of left-wing baboons cheer you on. KWAB
>Brofully yours,
>Vince Russo
