>>17069428American war record since WW2
>KoreaTime limit draw
>VietnamAmerica jobs at the end of a match that goes way too long
>GulfAmerica goes over Iraq, but Saddam takes a powder to the outside and America doesn't bother to finish him off
>BalkansAmerica does a run-in on someone else's match and ruins it when it was getting interesting
>AfghanistanAfter good initial offense America stands around gormlessly until getting rolled-up after the crowd starts chanting boring
>IraqAfter an exciting start to the match, it becomes a dull slog. After too many run-ins by ISIS America gets fed-up and gets counted-out whilst walking-up the entrance ramp
>Israel/PalestineAmerica's manager goes into business for itself and becomes a locker room pariah
Let's face it, America's a midcard heel stable
